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August 31, 2006
Still Busy Two - Light Posting Continues

Posted by Bill

But that won't stop me from throwing a bucket of wake-the-@#$%-up on Robbo the Llamabutcher, here bragging about his children's hoity-toity Montessori education indoctrination.

News for you Robbo: it's a cult; like Freemasonry, Scientology and people who do the Electric Slide outside of wedding receptions. Only more dangerous.

Stephen King wrote a book about a bunch of Montessori kids taking over a sleepy New England town and sacrificing members of the adult population who defy their edict to use Montessori-approved furniture, notable for its child-appropriate dimensions and Quaker's blood-based varnish.

King's story ("il Terrore dei Casa dei Bambini") was only marginally fictionalized.

Quoth Robbo:

Needless to say, all of the Llama-ettes are Montessori kids. Indeed, my five year old's teacher has remarked that she is one of the best Montessori students the teacher's seen in thirty-odd years of teaching.

That's akin to bragging about your child's off-the-chart "E-Meter" reading, outstanding telepathic link to the "Elohim extraterrestrials" and frequent correspondence with Charles Manson, all rolled into one.

DO NOT GO HOME, ROBBO. YOUR LIFE IS IN SERIOUS PERIL.

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Hello,

This is a great blog. I'm going to be sure to link yours to mine. Would you mind doing the same for me?

Thank you very much.

My site:
www.americanlegends.blogspot.com

Take care,
Mark

Posted by: J. Mark English at August 31, 2006 04:35 PM

Begging for links? That's so ... so ... so 2002.

Anyway, other cults you omitted are:

Saturn car owners
Denver Broncos fans

Posted by: Robin Roberts at September 1, 2006 12:02 AM

Can't you just see Bill on the first day of Kindergarten and all Montessori kids taunting him with Fibonacci numbers?

Posted by: w3 at September 1, 2006 08:00 AM

Heh.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at September 1, 2006 08:24 AM

Denver Broncos fans

Jeez! Just because John Elway chooses our spouses for us it's a cult?

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