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Snakes on a Plane: The MuthaF*&$in' Review
Posted by Dorkafork Snakes on a Plane lives up to the promise of its title. That's really the only way to describe it, by using the title as an adjective. Very Snakes on a Plane. Granted, it's possible there may have been a way to make Snakes on a Plane more Snakes on a Plane, but you watch the Snakes on a Plane you have, not the Snakes on a Plane you wish you had. I allow that it is possible, but I think it would have been hard to make a more Snakes on a Plane Snakes on a Plane. (Samuel L. Jackson could have said "muthaf*&#@in'" a little more. And Christopher Walken should have been in it: "Wow! There's a lot of... snakes... on this muthaf&^%#in plane...I can't believe it!") That quibble aside, this is an example of Hollywood magic. The stars aligned to put Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane. Besides Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane's main strengths are: 1) Snakes **NOT SPOILERS since none of the following is true** Tips on watching Snakes on a Plane: First, be sure to tell the cashier at the ticket window (at select AMC locations) "I want to see the muthaf%$#in' Snakes on the muthaf%$#in' Plane." You will receive a FREE strange look (as supplies last). Be sure to stay past the credits, Samuel L. Jackson has a clip at the end where he says "MOVIE'S OVER! GET YO ASSES OUT OF THE MUTHAF%$#IN' THEATRE! YES THOSE SNAKES DESERVED TO DIE! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"* Also be prepared for the surprise twist ending.** Rating: 5 Snakes on a Plane * Not true See also the Snakes on a Plane Trilogy posters. Posted by Dorkafork at August 18, 2006 03:03 AM | TrackBack (1) Trackback PingsTrackBack URL for this entry: CommentsI have information, on very good authority, that every male of teen years in the entire United States will be at the Friday night showings of this movie. 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