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June 27, 2006

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Posted by Bill

*** Another right-wing blogger threatens genocide.

This time, I'm all for it:

1 Part Gasoline
1 Part Petroleum Jelly
Mix Vigorously!

Napalm those insect bastards straight to Hell, and let your kid roast marshmallows over their sticky-icky funeral pyre. It'll teach the boy a valuable lesson about the doctrines of massive retaliation and deterrence, as well as give him a gooey treat to assuage his noble wounds.

*** Meanwhile, Ace puts a stopper on certain nasty elements infecting his comments section.

Oh Ace, I wish I knew how to quit you.

*** Sure, Moscow may be the "world's priciest city," but the girls!

(WARNING: Sexually suggestive music video! WARNING: Slightly catchy Europop Techno! Safe for work? Maybe. Though INDC Journal XO Dorkafork privately admitted that he spontaneously, finally developed secondary sexual characteristics after only one viewing.)

*** Harry Potter fans: brace yourselves:

Harry Potter may perish in the final installment of the boy wizard series in which two main characters die, author J.K. Rowling hinted in a television interview.
Speaking on Monday evening, Joanne Kathleen Rowling, 40, said she was well on the way to finishing the eagerly-awaited seventh Potter book.

My money is on Hagrid and his giantess lover, Madame Maxine, found dead in a squalid scene of auto-erotic asphyxiation gone tragically wrong.

(Via Dean)

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My money is on Hagrid and his giantess lover, Madame Maxine, found dead in a squalid scene of auto-erotic asphyxiation gone tragically wrong.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Thanks.

Posted by: Robb Allen at June 27, 2006 10:49 AM

Clears the bad humours!

Posted by: Bill from INDC at June 27, 2006 10:53 AM

re: Russian video.
Check out the headlights on that hummer.

Posted by: rbj at June 27, 2006 11:13 AM

What hummer?

Posted by: B Moe at June 27, 2006 12:15 PM

I know she's going to kill my Snape.

Posted by: Donnah at June 27, 2006 12:23 PM

"My money is on Hagrid and his giantess lover, Madame Maxine, found dead in a squalid scene of auto-erotic asphyxiation gone tragically wrong."

I think wrong is a value-judgement in these circumstances. Also, I found your earlier remarks extremely waspophobic.

Posted by: Flea at June 27, 2006 02:52 PM

Aren't they kinda tall to hang themselves?

Posted by: N. O'Brain at June 27, 2006 06:23 PM

Undoubtedly a catchy advertisement for some Russian brides racket. But heck, if I were a younger and unmarried guy...

Posted by: Scoob at June 27, 2006 08:24 PM

That reminds me, my truck needs to be washed.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at June 27, 2006 11:11 PM

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