Do you think anybody ever fell for that shit? Because I sometimes wonder if he didn't have to pay for every shot of tail he ever got.

He was allegedly quite the lothario, actually.

Since I added another video, Bill and B Moe are referring to William Shatner, not the epileptic Indian in the second video.

Dorkafork, I saw your video, and I must say I'm touched. I have to tell you that my heart loves you too. but my heart's not 'in love' with you.

It's not you. It's me. I hope we can still be friends.

I wish I could dance like that. No, really. Then my wife would never ask me to dance at public functions again. I hate to dance.

*sniff* I wish you would quit picking on people I find hilarious. For every strange or silly thing William Shatner has done, it has all been paid for with interest by these two words:

Denny Crane

Download or rent Boston Legal. He is priceless :)

Seriously. Is it really all that bad to have a man-crush on Bill Shatner? My wife keeps saying things like 'homo', 'you have ruined my life', and 'what is our lawyer's phone number', but she's a liberal - they've got a history of whining about stuff. I think it's even in the bible.

All I can say is... Denny Crane.

Wow, 3 paragraphs wasted because of a forgotten italic tag closing :( Please delete this and my previous posting if you get a sec. But please also either laugh outrageously or at least chuckle a bit, because the post was funny. Since it's gone, the optimist will laugh outrageously (just a guess: Allah will not).

(ed. - I used my magical dorkafork powers to make the rest of your comment after the word "really" reappear. Though I'm not sure I did you a favor.)

So you are saying that's not the real Beatles?

I make no comments as to the authenticity of the band or whether or not I am the singer.

That's what I wrote?!? That's not 3 paragraphs. Oh well, it was funnier when I said it, because she really did call me a homo, and that's not a common word to come out of her mouth :)

This is *exactly* why our children must learn the sciences. This is what will happen if we let India overtake us.

Consider yourselves warned.

- The Prophet of Doom

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