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May 28, 2006


Posted by Bill

Mary Jane: Is There Anything She Can't Do?!

"We hypothesized that there would be a positive association between marijuana use and lung cancer, and that the association would be more positive with heavier use," he said. "What we found instead was no association at all, and even a suggestion of some protective effect."
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Earlier work established that marijuana does contain cancer-causing chemicals as potentially harmful as those in tobacco, he said. However, marijuana also contains the chemical THC, which he said may kill aging cells and keep them from becoming cancerous.

Now if only she didn't make me want to barricade myself in a bathroom with a can of Pringles and a loaded Sig Sauer, chambered and itching to deliver vengeance against those plotting against me.*

I'll stick with green tea, thank you.


* I mean, I'd imagine.**

** If I'd ever actually tried any.***

*** Weed, that is.

Via Teen Hearthrob Leif Garret, who has additional thoughts.

In all seriousness, this contrary result reminds me of odd studies that indicate that sun-exposed construction workers have lower rates of melanoma, when other studies - as well as conventional expectations - display the opposite result. Aside from the potential influences of study design or a zillion random factors, I'd wonder if there isn't some delicate balance in the level of a given carcinogenic activity; namely, a threshold under which it produces an immune or other metabolic response that confers ultimately protective effect vs. a constant exposure that overwhelms a DNA's ability to repair itself and ultimately causes cancer. Given that so many metabolic processes are a delicate balancing act that strives towards a particular "set point," with the body having limited defense mechanisms, this wouldn't shock me. It would present an additional avenue of inquiry - not only what's in the weed, but how much and when the users smoke. But I'm just spitballin' here ...

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I notice you are leaving out the positive association between Pringles and a feeling of well-being (with anecdotal "evidence" of a negative correlation between heavier Pringle use and dating).

Posted by: Flea at May 29, 2006 09:49 AM

Well, the associations between chronic beef jerky use and lonely Saturday nights are well-documented, but I'd read no literature about Pringles to that effect. The well-being was found to be rather transitory, however.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at May 29, 2006 10:02 AM

Then there's always radiation

Posted by: Robert [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 30, 2006 02:58 PM

Hemp is great, man. You can make clothes out of it, and smoking it really helps you concentrate. The world would be a much better place if everyone, say, is that a can of Pringles? Can I get a few? I'm totally starving dude.

Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, Pringles are great, and everyone should eat them.

Posted by: Kevin at May 30, 2006 08:25 PM

this study backs up other studies in Europe and America(in the 30's). never has any study of marijuana produced cancer.

you do not want to smoke hemp. it does not get you high, less than 1% THC content and no CDB. however it is the 2nd strongest fiber on the planet, right behind spider silk. which is the reason it is still used as rope on ships, nothing better.

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