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May 17, 2006

Top Ten Similarities Between dorkafork and Helen Thomas

Posted by Bill

10. Purchased multiple copies of "Crashing the Gates." You know, to nudge the sales figures.

9. Spend oodles of "me-time" with Kennedy memorabilia: Thomas with her personally-autographed picture of JFK, dorkafork with his gummy, dog-eared copy of 1988's "Sexiest Man Alive" issue.

8. Outsized paranoia about anonymous data mining.

7. An unshakable belief that in addition to "Greedo shooting first," there was a third gunman crouching behind Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes. A Republican gunman.

6. Shared wonder about David Gregory's carpet matching the curtains.

5. Nipples the size of HUBCAPS.

4. Hold advance tickets to "EschaCon II: This time we're REALLY pissed!"

3. Favorite movie: Cocoon.

2. Incontinence.

1. "Bush lied!"

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Oh, just go ahead and ban him.
Everybody else is doing it.

Posted by: harrison at May 17, 2006 08:47 PM

Ahem, my favorite move is Cocoon II, thank you very much. Worst. Post. Ever.

PS. I'm going to ban Bill and see if Chuck Norris will come back.

Posted by: dorkafork at May 17, 2006 09:23 PM

dorkafork,
Well, I came to your defense below. Remember who your friends are.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at May 17, 2006 09:43 PM

This looks like a solid case but it all falls apart with point 7. Not even the White House press core really believes Greedo shot first.

Posted by: Flea at May 17, 2006 10:23 PM

#7 The gunman was on the grassy knoll

#5 You really did not need to go there. Seriously. I still have breakfast in my stomach. Now I'm going to have to search the internets for some pr0n, just to erase that image. And it is going to be a long, drawn out affair, trying to find pr0n on the internets.

Posted by: rbj at May 18, 2006 08:33 AM

bbnn

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