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Even More Thoughts on the Immigration Debate
Posted by Bill You think I might gain romantic leverage with Salma Hayek if I threatened to turn her in to the authorities? I don't know anything about her green card status, but that body ought to be illegal. Hey-OH! UPDATE: It was wrong for me to think like that. True love can never flower when watered with threats (of deportation). Besides, I suspect that some equally clever fellow already worked that angle dry. Posted by Bill at May 4, 2006 06:47 AM | TrackBack (1) Trackback PingsTrackBack URL for this entry: CommentsThe problem with Salma is that she tires way too quickly. Posted by: Val Prieto at May 4, 2006 09:07 AM Just to be safe, I'll put Selma in handcuffs. Posted by: rbj at May 4, 2006 12:31 PM Giggedy Giggedy GIGG GI DY! Posted by: Foster at May 4, 2006 06:15 PM |