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May 04, 2006
Even More Thoughts on the Immigration Debate

Posted by Bill

You think I might gain romantic leverage with Salma Hayek if I threatened to turn her in to the authorities? I don't know anything about her green card status, but that body ought to be illegal.

Hey-OH!

UPDATE: It was wrong for me to think like that. True love can never flower when watered with threats (of deportation). Besides, I suspect that some equally clever fellow already worked that angle dry.

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The problem with Salma is that she tires way too quickly.

Posted by: Val Prieto at May 4, 2006 09:07 AM

Just to be safe, I'll put Selma in handcuffs.

Posted by: rbj at May 4, 2006 12:31 PM

Giggedy Giggedy GIGG GI DY!

Posted by: Foster at May 4, 2006 06:15 PM

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