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April 29, 2006
Quote of the Week (UPDATED)

Posted by Dorkafork

Runner-up: "And Eva Longoria, of 'Desperate Housewives,' has also spoken out for the cause, but is careful to see both sides of the benefits of immigration, as well as the need to secure the US border."

Get that woman to a Senate Committee meeting! But the following cannot be denied the title of "Quote of the Week" due to fact that it is totally sweet.

WINNER: "The teachings of Grand Master Masaaki Hatsumi echo through my head as he entreats me to attack a blackbelted disciple with a practice sword. 'Always be able to kill your students,' he says." (emphasis added by ninjas.)

Follow the links for ninja goodness in the second link and Salma Hayek's cleavage in the first.

Bill Adds:

A further glimpse into the mysterious world of Ninjitsu can be found here:

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Legend says that during one battle, Takamatsu snatched an eyeball from a would-be Chinese bandit.

The closed thing we have to that today is:

...David Copperfield made his wallet and mobile phone vanish into thin air after he and two female assistants were confronted by real-life armed robbers in Florida.

I think the eyeball thing is cooler.

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"Always be able to kill your students" was my motto while teaching college.

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