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March 30, 2006
Stone-Cold Sober Lessons From American Idol, 3/29/2006 (Results Show)

Posted by Bill

No surprise, Lisa Tucker gets the boot.

Sweet girl, but if America wanted the ambience of a high school production of Oklahoma! - packaged with and eclipsed by stinging memories of homework, awkward first kisses with braces, cruelly calcified social stratifications and a whirling flood of hormones which compel the disposition of a rabid, rutting pit bull - then America would go cruise its local high school parking lot in a darkly-tinted Suburban, is what America would do.

Actually, looking back from the flourescent-lit confines of adulthood's slave galley, that all doesn't seem half bad.

What did you do, America?

What did you do?!

Previous lessons here, here and here.

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