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January 27, 2006
I Say We Put Howard Dean in a Huge Fishtank, Then Tap on the Glass 'Till He Explodes (After Dismembering the Plastic Diver and Cuttlefish with His Teeth)

Posted by Bill

I could have written this post myself. In fact, I wish that I had:

Look at me.* I'm pro-choice. I support gay marriage. I think porn is OK and that drugs (which aren't OK) ought to be legal. My taste in music and movies and entertainers are a lot more New York and LA than they are Nashville or Branson.

But with the exceptions of maybe Zell Miller[*] and Joe Lieberman, there's not a Democrat today I'd vote for without first chewing through my own forehead.

Damn you, Stephen Green - stop rooting around inside my head like some sort of pompadoured, vodka-swilling cat burglar of precious thoughts.

[*] To be specific, I'm not certain that I'd vote for Zell Miller, though I would pay upwards of $50 or so to see him pistol-whip Chris Matthews on pay-per-view.

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Bill,

Only 50$. It ought to be worth much more than that!

Posted by: Randy Morrell at January 27, 2006 02:08 PM

Yeah, you're right.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 27, 2006 05:58 PM

Pay per View? Perish the thought. Should be on ESPN8.

Posted by: Mikey at January 27, 2006 07:51 PM

Pompadoured? Hey, I've seen Stephen's hair and its not pompadoured.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at January 27, 2006 09:32 PM

Okay, smart-guy:

Exhibit A, Stephen Green, the VodkaPundit .

Exhibit B, Route 66 Adventure Ken with Pompadour Hairstyle:

Here's a little background in case you might need to explain Adventure Ken® to anyone.

Pompadour Hairstyle: The high-crowned poof of hair brushed straight back off of the forehead was a style officially named in the 18th century by the Marquise de Pompadour, a mistress of Louis XV. Madame Pompadour created the vogue for tremendously high, teased hairdos (and wigs), which became known as pompadours. High, off-the-forehead hairdos were a classic style throughout the centuries, but it took the rock and roll teens of the 50’s to turn them into an unforgettable rebellious style.

The only way to achieve the pomp perfection was with a hearty helping of pomade or actual grease. This gooey, greasy glob saturated the hair so that it could be sculpted with a comb and a careful hand. Achieving balanced heights was more difficult than it might seem, and boys spent much time in front of the bathroom mirror carefully lifting and combing and smoothing. Achieving the perfect shape was as great a pastime as was drag racing.

Slight artistic license? Sure. Close enough? I say, you bet, daddy-o! And I do not say this rudely, as Mr. Green pulls off whatever his coiffure is quite stylishly. As does Ken.

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Let HOWARD DEAN SWIM WITH THE SHARKS

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Bill,
I've had drinks with Stephen's hair, and it would kick yer butt for using a french word to describe it.

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