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January 15, 2006
24 Drinking Game

Posted by Dorkafork

Every time...
Jack says "You have got to trust me", take 1 shot
-- if the emphasis is on "got", i.e. "You have GOT to trust me", take an extra shot
Jack doesn't have time to explain, take 1 shot
Jack doesn't have time for this, take 1 shot
Jack says "You've got to do it", take 1 shot
-- if this is followed by "and you've got to do it now," take 2 more
Anyone points out something that is "against regulations", take 1 shot
Anyone has got to understand what is at stake here, take 1 shot
Anyone gets tortured, take 1 shot
-- if they aren't a terrorist or criminal, take another shot
a perimeter is set up, take 1 shot
-- if the perimeter is supposed to be held until someone arrives, take another shot
-- if the agents manning the perimeter are redeployed, take yet another shot
Jack takes a civilian hostage, take 1 shot
Jack steals a car, take 1 shot
Jack blows his own cover, take 1 shot
Jack dies, take 1 shot
-- if he's resuscitated, take another shot

*Special technical section* Every time...
Satellite coordinates are requested, take 1 shot
-- if they can't get the coordinates, take another
there's a problem with the database, take 1 shot
a file is in the wrong format, take 1 shot
something needs to be rerouted, take 1 shot
someone uses another person's computer, take 1 shot

Feel free to add your own in the comments.

UPDATE: Choose a booze you like a lot.
UPDATE II: 1 & 1/2 hours in and I'm nearly out of alcohol.
UPDATE III: Oh no! They changed their deployment!
UPDATE IV: YOU WILL ADD YOUR OWN IN COMMENTS OR I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE THE LAST FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!

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Subtitute apple juice for whiskey, or be dead by the 11'oclock news.

Posted by: SarahW at January 15, 2006 08:44 PM

By the first commercial break ...

Posted by: Robin Roberts at January 15, 2006 09:39 PM

10:15 EST
I don't feel so good...

Posted by: harrison at January 15, 2006 10:40 PM

8:30 Pacific. In pain. Pain.
Bastards killed off my favorite character.

Posted by: caltechgirl at January 15, 2006 11:29 PM

Jesus, Dorkafork. You forgot to mention that you should remember to TiVo the show. That way you'll know what happened while you were passed out in a pool of urine.

Posted by: SeanH at January 16, 2006 02:37 AM

I don't have enough money to play this.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at January 16, 2006 05:52 AM

You forgot to drink one for every occurence of a lame subplot involving a family member. Drink another if that family member happens to be a teenager.

Posted by: Jeff at January 16, 2006 09:29 AM

Rule that will _almost_ end the game:

- Every time somebody says "protocol," take 1 shot.

And the rule that _will_ end the game:

- Every time somebody misuses a computer-related buzzword, take 1 shot.

Posted by: Chris of Dangerous Logic at January 16, 2006 10:14 AM

Every time he clubs and innocent party over the head- 1 shot.

Posted by: Scott P at January 16, 2006 10:49 AM

...an innocent party...

Damn hangover.

Posted by: Scott P at January 16, 2006 10:49 AM

Every time somebody misuses a computer-related buzzword, take 1 shot.

But I need a socket opened!

Posted by: Jeff at January 16, 2006 10:51 AM

My socket is OPENED! Who knows, who else KNOWWWWS!!??

Posted by: Dan Patterson at January 16, 2006 12:11 PM

... every occurence of a lame subplot involving a family member. Drink another if that family member happens to be a teenager.

If that teenage character runs into danger finish the whole frickin bottle.

Posted by: Gordon at January 16, 2006 02:19 PM

If a teenage character is menaced by a mountain lion, finish two bottles. Of Wild Turkey.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 16, 2006 03:32 PM

If Jack pulls his gun on somebody, take a shot. If he caps them, take another shot.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2006 04:50 PM

If Jack is able to infiltrate a building or perimeter:

1 shot.

Take another shot if he makes it out alive.

Posted by: Brandon at January 16, 2006 05:16 PM

Look, you need to be seriously more hip - like Bummer - if you wanna try to one-up Bummer on the alcohol thing.... :


Jack talked like a man on fire and his eyes moved like two shiny steel ball bearings
And when they moved the ground beneath him shook and split open

No one got too close to jack but jack never got too close anyway
And when he dreamed, his ears drooled thirty-weight engine oil

He took personality tests
And stapled them to his lower lip
No one ever came out on a visit with jack
But jack never visited anybody anyway

Jack talked
Jack talked like
Jack talked like a man on fire
Man on fire

Jack made false contributions to charity telethons
Jack made crank phone calls to elected officials
His arms shook and his legs twitched and his tongue darted out of his mouth every few seconds
And when it did it touched the tip of his nose


And when it touched the tip of his nose
He yelled out as loud as he could
"i have artistic sensibility,
I am a damn good risk,
I am the messenger and here is the message"

Jack talked
Jack talked like
Jack talked like a man on fire
Man on fire

Posted by: BummerDietz at January 16, 2006 05:51 PM

I don't have enough money to play this.

Posted by Jim Treacher at January 16, 2006 05:52 AM


I don't have enough liver to play this.

Posted by: E. M. Kennedy, esq. at January 16, 2006 07:37 PM

Every time you involuntarily say the phrase, "Fuck you, Logan," give one shot away to someone who won't appreciate it.

Posted by: I Wish My Name Were Chase at January 16, 2006 08:47 PM

- Every time somebody misuses a computer-related buzzword, take 1 shot.

I'm glad I saw that rule.

You know, after I "data-mined" the comments to this post.

Posted by: dorkafork at January 16, 2006 09:28 PM

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! This post (and comments, too) are hilarious!

I have just one question, though: Does this mean I have to slow down and only take these shots on cue? If so, it looks like I'm going to bed stone-cold sober next Monday.

Posted by: Boyd at January 16, 2006 10:17 PM

Here's one that wont get used much. If Jack's cell phone battery ever dies, drink the bottle.

Posted by: ZBM2 at January 17, 2006 08:51 AM

Hi Bob.

Posted by: rbj at January 17, 2006 09:43 AM

Every time they change CTU manager/person in charge, take 2 shots

Posted by: Fausta at January 17, 2006 01:10 PM

Everytime they "work up a profile" give a shot.

Posted by: Tony B at January 17, 2006 01:47 PM

Every time someone calls this the best show on TV, take a shot.

Posted by: Orion at January 17, 2006 06:28 PM

More than 6 clock beeps going into or coming out of commercial- drink 1 shot.

Posted by: Scott P at January 17, 2006 07:19 PM

You have to drink every time Jack says "Dammit," too. And if there is any "passive triangulation," drink up!

Posted by: WT at January 18, 2006 08:37 AM

It'd be easier to just drink from the bottle non-stop and take a breath whenever he did one of the things on this list.

Posted by: BillB at January 19, 2006 02:04 PM

Oh, but you've missed some of the obvious ones!

- Every time Jack runs his pistol dry, take a shot!

- If he actually picks up a long arm, take 2 shots.

- If the president acts like a whiny bitch and puts off something important because "the media are waiting" for something, take a shot.

Posted by: Tim in PA at January 20, 2006 01:13 PM

What about any time someone says "National Security"? I thought that would be near the top

Posted by: ash at January 24, 2006 09:51 AM

everytime bauer changes his clothes (which is suprisingly often). And how about 10-20 shots for bauer with a mullet in the season 5 prequel

everytime chloe and edgar have a tiff which results in chloe frowning

Posted by: ash at January 24, 2006 10:04 AM

Everytime Jack asks for a building schematic, take a shot.

Posted by: JP at January 26, 2006 07:52 AM

Every time Jack Bauer's daughter is amazingly hot, take 2 shots. I Jack could kill Chuck Norris take 4 shots.

Posted by: Rich at January 28, 2006 10:55 PM

everytime jack yells at somebody, take a shot

Posted by: Sleeper at February 27, 2006 10:42 PM

Just to expand on my favorite character - every time Chloe:
1. Frowns - take a shot
2. Crosses her arms - take a shot
3. Says "SHUT UP EDGAR" - take a shot
4. Hacks into a computer network to clear the way for Jack - take a shot

A few others which call for a shot:
1. Every time Logan asks "Do we have any leads on the centox nerve gas"
2. Every time Mike tells Logan to cover something up
3. Every time the president makes a difficult choice to let fewer people die instead of more people die
4. Every time you wish the First Lady HAD died because she is so damn annoying
5. Every time some red shirt star trek wannabe security guard at CTU has to take someone into custody
6. Every time there is a split screen. One extra shot if there are 3 splits, 2 if there are 4, etc.
7. Every time Sam Gamgee (Lynn) freaks out on a paranoid trip about people undermining his authority
8. Every time Robocop (VP at Centox) appears on screen and you think he looks like a living skeleton man
9. Every time Jack calls Audrey and makes her break the rules

Posted by: 24Dan24 at March 4, 2006 03:26 PM

Just to expand on my favorite character - every time Chloe:
1. Frowns - take a shot
2. Crosses her arms - take a shot
3. Says "SHUT UP EDGAR" - take a shot
4. Hacks into a computer network to clear the way for Jack - take a shot

Posted by: 24Dan24 at March 4, 2006 03:26 PM

Here was my version of the game, yours is pretty fun too and i picked up some good ones in the comments

When Jack shoots someone - One Drink
When Jack knocks someone out - One Drink
When a bad guy escapes - One Drink
When Jack Kills Someone - Two Drinks or One Shot
When Jack Tortures someone - Two Drinks or One Shot
When Jack gets a new girl - Two Drinks or One Shot
When Jack Smiles - Two Drinks or One Shot
When Jack does something illegal - Three Drinks or Two Shots
When Jack amputates an appendage - Finish Drink or Three Shots
When a Mole is exposed - Finish Drink or Three Shots
When Jack Drugs Someone - Finish Drink or Three Shots
When someone from a previous season comes back - Finish Drink or Three Shots
His wife comes back from the dead - 30 Foot Beer Bong and a bottle of 151

Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2006 03:18 PM

Jack says "Dammit!"

Posted by: Homer D Poe at April 10, 2006 10:10 PM

everytime the time pops up at the bottom 3 shots!!!

Posted by: Dustin R. Singleton at April 20, 2006 12:55 AM

Team Drink or Toast

Whenever Jack says "Previously on 24"

Posted by: Joe at April 20, 2006 09:55 AM

Jack Hunter

Great during commercials or pre-game.

Using a deck of shuffled playing cards, deal all the cards face up to each person watching 24 with you. You can deal them all at once or one at a time.
Anyone dealt a one eyed Jack (hearts & spades) must take one drink and two eyed Jacks (clubs & hearts) must take 2 drinks.
Sometimes the commercials are long and you can get in a couple rounds.

Posted by: Joe at April 20, 2006 10:47 AM

Anytime Chloe is a bitch....take a shot
take another if she appologizes

Anytime someone thinks something "isn't right" SHOT
Anytime someone sneaks into the server room.

When someone from a previous season dies.....three shots

if a character has a body part harmed or cut off or anything like that to get them out of a tight situation......two shots

Posted by: Jason Steele at April 20, 2006 02:28 PM

OH
Anytime something is loaded to jack's PDA...one shot
if it's uploaded in REAL TIME.....two shots

Posted by: Jason Steele at April 20, 2006 02:29 PM

Every Time that Jack Cocks his Pistol or any other type of weapon. you have to take a shot

Posted by: Chad Stewart at May 15, 2006 09:59 PM

Every time someone says that "if something happens" they will hold Jack personally responsible take 2 shots

Every time jack says "Son of a bitch!" take a shot

Every time Jack convinces someone that he must die so others can live take 2 shots
-If "it's the only way..." take another

Every time someone says the words "Why are you doing this??" take a shot

Posted by: Sam at May 17, 2006 04:47 AM

Everytime one of Kim's boyfriends looses a limb- take one shot

If they are able to sew it back on- take two

Posted by: Christin at May 24, 2006 11:37 AM

When ever Jack says; "I'm sorry, but we have to go"
or
"I know how hard this must be for you, but we have to go"

take a shot, or two..whichever

Posted by: DAve at May 26, 2006 12:35 AM

each time you see the Cisco logo, drink a shot...

Posted by: virgile at May 29, 2006 08:43 AM

Everytime Jacks says "chopper" take a shot.
Everytime Jacks says "custody" take a shot.

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Every time someone suggests that someone else should (in ANY grammatical variation) "Do The Right Thing" - take one shot
*Do the right thing
*You're doing the right thing"
"You did the right thing"
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NOTE: If spoken by David Palmer - 2 shots


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*everytime we see someone doing something in CTU by security camera - 1 shot
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