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Oh, I Bet He Is
Posted by Hubris Scarlett Johansson says Woody Allen was obsessed with her love life. “He’s not always sure of himself, and that’s a sexy quality,” the “Love Match” star tells the upcoming issue of Life magazine regarding her director. “But you know what cracks me up? He’s fascinated with my love life." Hey, that's completely normal. I know that when I do volunteer work at the nearby nursing home, the ladies invariably ask to go over my love life in excruciating detail, right after I read them excerpts from Hustler. Meanwhile, the famously hermaphroditic Johansson (or as I like to call her, "Hank") has fabricated a crazy-ass story about her revealing dress being confiscated, in a clumsy attempt to cover up her secret man-body. Posted by Hubris at December 20, 2005 04:25 PM | TrackBack (0) Trackback PingsTrackBack URL for this entry: CommentsI know that when I do volunteer work at the nearby nursing home, the ladies invariably ask to go over my love life in excruciating detail, right after I read them excerpts from Hustler. Er, thought your love life takes place AT the nursing home. Or as you refer to it, your "well-stocked wood of silver foxes." What am I missing here? Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 20, 2005 04:35 PM Who can resist the Friday Night Fish Fry? Posted by: Hubris at December 20, 2005 04:37 PM Alzheimer's, Bill. Posted by: B Moe at December 20, 2005 08:54 PM Oh man, that is bad. Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 20, 2005 08:55 PM Mick LaSalle, the SF Chronicle on Allen's film where his gf was (cough) Helena Bonham Carter: "There are probably women yet unborn whose fate it is to one day star as Woody Allen's love interest." Gross Posted by: beautifulatrocities at December 20, 2005 10:32 PM Unhappily, the more Scarlett talks, the dumber she sounds. Posted by: Redhand at December 21, 2005 05:54 AM Actually, we should go easy on Woody. At the age of 21, Scarlett is already past her salad days in some respects (for example, look at this recent photo--yuck!). It's just nice that someone still shows an interest in her. Posted by: Hubris at December 21, 2005 09:26 AM http://www.ringtones-rate.com/mp3/ ringtones site. ringtones site, Free nokia ringtones here, Download ringtones FREE. from website . Posted by: funny ringtones at September 6, 2006 07:52 PM I know that when I do volunteer work at the nearby nursing home, the ladies invariably ask to go over my love life in excruciating detail, right after I read them excerpts from Hustler. Posted by: Warsaw apartments at October 13, 2006 08:24 AM iorcamsw qbdv hpzwn snqhdc jbiaso qnrktbpwi snfzeltva Posted by: sfyvidet nbqzu at March 8, 2007 10:22 PM |
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