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December 18, 2005
Teri Hatcher Wins Streetside Sex Romp Libel Case

Posted by Hubris

teri2.jpgI was a bit worried that I’d be called as a witness, since I've had at least seventeen sex romps with Hatcher myself. That is, if the definition of "sex romp" includes furiously abusing oneself while watching Hatcher on a well-worn VHS tape of Tango & Cash, then enjoying a nice grilled cheese sandwich.

Actually, there would be little surprise in an actress having sex in a van. It's how they usually get their start in the business, and union rules require them to return to it as their main vocation immediately after turning thirty. It's sort of like the Circle of Life, with fewer lions.

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Technically, it's only a sex romp if you use a mature cheddar in your sandwich. Otherwise it's described as shenanigans.

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Hmm, not sure about American rules, but in the world of the UK tabloid it can only be called a 'romp' if more than two people are involved. A trusted journo firend told me this.

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