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« Friday Musical Selections | Main | Congrats, Bono! » December 18, 2005
That Explains It (Updated!)
Posted by Hubris
Tom Cruise performs “The Cruiser,” wherein the wayward subject is treated to a vigorous hair-pulling while being threatened by a sheet of flame. This is based on a traditional Scientology practice1, but Cruise refined it and really made it his own during his training for The Last Samurai. I heard that it took him months to get the accompanying cold smirk just right. I’ve had trouble defining “torture,” but if I see anything like the glassy-eyed smile Katie’s been sporting lately, I’m going to give the alleged victim the benefit of the doubt. 1UPDATE: Since this post has been linked by a Scientology site, I should emphasize that it's just a joke. I think Scientology is awesome. There is certainly no need to send Scientology lawyer-goons to my apartment to convince me otherwise.2 2Just kidding again! There's no such thing as Scientology lawyer-goons!3 3Mommy! Posted by Hubris at December 18, 2005 12:41 PM | TrackBack (0) Trackback PingsTrackBack URL for this entry: CommentsBEGONE THETAN PARASITES! Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 18, 2005 01:06 PM So you want Scientology Gone eh? Posted by: Diamonddille at December 19, 2005 02:09 AM Who said anything about wanting Scientology gone? It's the thetans that Scientologists must rid themselves of, no? And what better way to do that than CLEANSING FLAME? Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 19, 2005 05:19 AM It's looks like Katie Holms is tring to blow candles out her Happy birthday cake? and Tom cruise is holding her hairs because it might catch on fire? Posted by: Yosh at December 19, 2005 07:47 AM It's looks like Katie Holms is tring to blow candles out her Happy birthday cake? and Tom cruise is holding her hairs because it might catch on fire? What an outlandish explanation, that couldn't possibly be it! Occam's Razor and all that. Posted by: Hubris at December 19, 2005 09:22 AM Yosh is a total nutcase. Who could imagine such a thing? It gives me the chills just thinking about it. Posted by: gail at December 19, 2005 09:30 AM The flames on the cake are clearly to her right. Tom is not concerned about her hair catching fire. Her gaze is focused more to the left where I believe there is a basin for her to vomit into. Tom is holding her hair back to prevent her from blowing chunks on it. Clearly this is a an unfortunately timed photo of Katie in a pre-cake-eating bulemic dry heave. She is mearly trying to make room for some yummy birthday cake and also keep here girlish figure. And by girlish, I mean 12 year old. Posted by: Scotty at December 19, 2005 10:35 AM Posted by: DANEgerus at December 19, 2005 03:32 PM Posted by: buy viagra at November 18, 2006 05:00 AM Nice resource, very interesting reading. http://s1u.net/inob Posted by: Cellphone at April 13, 2007 11:21 AM Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years... Posted by: Stuart Orth at April 17, 2007 03:30 AM Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years... Posted by: Stuart Orth at April 17, 2007 03:31 AM Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years... Posted by: Stuart Orth at April 17, 2007 03:32 AM |
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