INDCJournal: Random IM Conversation with Goldstein, <strong>Nineteen</strong>

November 21, 2005

Random IM Conversation with Goldstein, Nineteen

Posted by Bill

INDCBill: I wonder if Lauren thinks you're being funny
INDCBill: or that you're just a garden variety psycho
proteinwisdom: Huh?
proteinwisdom: Dude. I like my glasses.
INDCBill: but really?
INDCBill: you're a funny psycho
INDCBill: not mutually exclusive traits
INDCBill: in fact
INDCBill: Ted Bundy?
INDCBill: a SCREAM. he used to absolutely KILL
proteinwisdom: yeah. Dahmer? Used to do hi-larious shadow puppet shows right before he ate your thigh.
INDCBill: and John Wayne Gacy, well
INDCBill: I mean
INDCBill: he was an ACTUAL CLOWN
proteinwisdom: Sure, a professional funny man
INDCBill: and killer
proteinwisdom: Well, an amateur killer -- but good enough to turn pro had he wanted to.
INDCBill: admittedly, Son of Sam wasn't THAT funny
INDCBill: but he had that great dog ventriloquist schtick
proteinwisdom: Ahead of his time
proteinwisdom: that dog shit was GENIUS.
INDCBill: Lenny Bruce of the serial killer set
proteinwisdom: Richard Speck?
proteinwisdom: Could tell a knock knock joke like nobody else
proteinwisdom: Knock Knock
INDCBill: who's there?
proteinwisdom: DIE BITCH
INDCBill: ruthless
proteinwisdom: Hey, but seriously?
proteinwisdom: You should fire up the webcam and check out my glasses.

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Tragedy + Time = Comedy.

Just make sure you get that time variable right.

Posted by: The Ghost of Macktastick Rusty Wicked at November 21, 2005 04:31 PM

You're right - Jay Leno just made a Dahmer joke in his monologue last night!

It's too soon!

Hey Rusty -

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender at his doorstep?

He liked to greet everyone with a handshake!

Oh, I did it again!

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 21, 2005 04:37 PM

Silhouettes?

My exgf practically orgasms when she sees them on a guy.

Posted by: TallDave at November 21, 2005 04:40 PM

How about The Ballad of Jeffery Dahmer.

Posted by: Brass at November 21, 2005 04:46 PM

Oops, sorry, forgot you have to register.

Posted by: Brass at November 21, 2005 04:48 PM

Which is why Dahmer never tried to eat Gacy.

He'd have tasted funny.

Posted by: N. O'Brain at November 21, 2005 06:35 PM

I ran serial killer bits all summer and now you guys catch on.

Posted by: prairie biker at November 21, 2005 09:52 PM

Hey! Bill has a webcam? You never showed the rest of us what the goddamned glasses looked like! And you promised. Remember?

I'm sorry: no one more recent than Saucy Jack really does it for me. He had it all: style, presence, great technique.

The killers these days? Just pretenders. No verve.

Posted by: Attila Girl at November 22, 2005 10:30 PM

Die Bitch who?

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