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November 17, 2005
Busy Morning (Revisado)

Posted by Bill

... and I'm largely AFK. As a reminder, we have several authors here at INDC Journal, so please check the name of the author (located both just below the title and again at the bottom of the post) before automatically addressing comments or e-mails to me.

This requires the ability to read English. Good luck.

Thank you.

UPDATE: Per Marble's admonition in the comments:

Esto (la abilidad de destingir los diferentes autores de este blog) requiere la abilidad de leer ingles, pero si necesita una traduccion espanol, mandame un correo electronico. Si hay alguna muchacha que se paresca a Jessica Alba, Eva Mendez u Sofia Vergera, incluya una fotografia tambien, por favor. O si hay un hombre guapo y con mucho dinero, incluya una fotografia para Hubris - el siempre dice, dice, dice que su "culo esta apprietado como el de un adolescente!." Me molesta mucho.

Otro Reviso: Me doy de cuenta, la gente que hacen comentarios en este blog son imbeciles, por lo general. Creo que voy a escribir revisos en espanol a partir de ahora. Entonces, ellos continuaran de escribar estupideces, y yo me cagare de la risa.

Otro Reviso: ¡ Burrito, taco, chimichanga!

Otro Reviso: ¡ Diga hola a mi pequeno amigo! ¡ Mira pelicano vola! ¡ Vamos pelicano!

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This requires the ability to read English. Good luck.
Doin' your part to piss off your hispanic readers, eh?

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble at November 17, 2005 09:50 AM

¿Qué?

Posted by: Hubris at November 17, 2005 10:32 AM

Regarding your update, I couldn't help but notice a relevant post elsewhere today.

Warning: These photos grow tiresome after you stare at them for, oh, thirty-five or forty minutes.

Posted by: Hubris at November 17, 2005 11:34 AM

I added to the update.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 17, 2005 11:39 AM

I'm glad someone finally noticed that I have the ass of a teenager.

Posted by: Hubris at November 17, 2005 11:56 AM

"Me molesta mucho."

You molest much?

Posted by: harrison at November 17, 2005 12:00 PM

I THINK HE SAID, "IT BOTHERS ME A LOT" NOT "MOLESTS MUCH". WHERE'S YOUR LINE OF THINKING GOING GUY?!?

Posted by: Chris at November 17, 2005 12:13 PM

¡ lol !

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 17, 2005 12:15 PM

I took it as an idiomatic expression meaning "I abuse myself a lot," which I found to be quite natural following the link I provided.

Posted by: Hubris at November 17, 2005 12:28 PM

Thanks for the link Hubris. Rosario & Jessica in a women in prison flick . . .

Posted by: rbj at November 17, 2005 12:45 PM

"I THINK HE SAID, "IT BOTHERS ME A LOT" NOT "MOLESTS MUCH". WHERE'S YOUR LINE OF THINKING GOING GUY?!?"

Pardon, no hablo espanol.

Posted by: harrison at November 17, 2005 12:58 PM

Bill, you need to add some tildes. It's gonna take more than that Ricky Martin poster in your bedroom to make you "authentic."

Posted by: Hubris at November 17, 2005 01:16 PM

It's fairly rare for me to correct someone's English. It's even more rare for me to correct someone's Spanish (which I know too little). But, I think you mean to say:

se parece a Jessica Alba ...

instead of

se paresca a Jessica Alba ...

I checked with my Mexican born wife and she agrees.

Posted by: jschan at November 17, 2005 01:37 PM

Heh, Google's translator thinks Jessica Alba is White Jessica, which really threw me for a loop.

"Young donkey, I mark, chimichanga!"

I think you have tagline for this blog now.

Posted by: Matt Moore at November 17, 2005 01:48 PM

El sol en la noche. A mí cantor.

WE ARE NOT ALONE

Posted by: Neo at November 17, 2005 01:58 PM

Wow. Admonish someone early in the morning and look what happens.

Between asses like a teenager and testicles like spanish olives, I have a feeling Websense is going to start blocking this site soon....

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble at November 17, 2005 02:18 PM

It's fairly rare for me to correct someone's English. It's even more rare for me to correct someone's Spanish (which I know too little). But, I think you mean to say:

Estoy bajo la impresion que ambos son corectos.

Es lo que mi amigo cubano me dice. ** shrug **

Tambien dice que "nunca aprenda la gramatica de una mejicana! Jamas!"

:-)


Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 17, 2005 02:43 PM

Are Jessica Alba, Eva Mendes, and Eva Longoria acceptable? And if not, porque?

Posted by: dorkafork at November 17, 2005 03:38 PM

Eva Longoria tiene mas anos que mi abuela.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 17, 2005 03:46 PM

Either Eva's plastic surgeon is *very good* or there was an ...indicident... in the space-time continuum with your grandmother.

Posted by: Dave in TX at November 17, 2005 04:11 PM

"Vamos pelicano!"

You want the pelican to leave with you?

Posted by: harrison at November 17, 2005 04:57 PM

Estoy corriendo con el pelicano sobre la arena amarilla de la playa. Si, nos vamos.

Que criticos.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 17, 2005 05:21 PM

Sorry, I don't mean to be.

Posted by: harrison at November 17, 2005 06:55 PM

Enchilada!

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 17, 2005 07:09 PM

Google translates that as: Eva Longoria has but anuses that my grandmother.

Posted by: dorkafork at November 18, 2005 01:25 AM

Con los dedos de las manos, y los dedos de los pies, los cojones y la penga, todo suma 23.

Posted by: CITIZEN JOURNALIST at November 18, 2005 07:20 AM

Eva Longoria tiene mas anos que mi abuela.

Heh. I knew taking high school spanish would be good for something.

Posted by: owlish at November 18, 2005 11:14 AM

Romanes eunt domus!

Posted by: JohnL at November 18, 2005 12:34 PM

[llorando]

Ya envie un foto de este guero guapo a hubris y no mas me llamas, no mas me envia sus esperanzas ni sus sentimientos senciles, no mas lees mi blog tampoco.

Hubris, corazon, como puedo continuar sin ti?

Posted by: prairie biker at November 18, 2005 09:17 PM

Ahh, don't cry prairie biker. You know I love you. The last couple of months, I've put up this wall so that son one can get in to hurt me, but you know what? That means they can't get in to love me.*

*Learned that impotant lesson from a very special episode of Happy Days

Posted by: Hubris at November 18, 2005 09:58 PM

Hey, I had this amazing revelation the other day. I was actually sober and was reading this stuff and it was still outrageously funny. whodathunkit?

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