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November 10, 2005
Robertson Warns Local Children's Hospital Car Wash Fundraiser Volunteers Of Impending Doom

Posted by Hubris

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Minister bemoans lack of "rich, lustrous shine"; "This half-assed detailing job smacks of Babylon"

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Jesus H. Christ, Robertson. Science class is for science, Robertson! ID is theology, Robertson! ID is for churches and Sunday school to teach, Robertson! I am pulling my f'n hair out because of you, Robertson!

Posted by: trey at November 11, 2005 12:02 AM

He makes me think of Fred Phelps more and more each day.

Posted by: willem at November 11, 2005 01:08 AM

Man, I read the headline in my RSS reader and I just smelled the Hubris ;)

It's idiots like Robertson and Falwell that make me understand why so many people have it in for us religious folks. I'm nothing like that. Nobody I know is like that (or at least anyone that I'd associate with).

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go have one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble at November 11, 2005 08:37 AM

SaaM, that smell is actually "Hugo."

And some Thoroughgood would definitely hit the spot right now. It's 9am on a Friday, I'm ready to drink if you are.

Posted by: Hubris at November 11, 2005 09:01 AM

Man, I read the headline in my RSS reader and I just smelled the Hubris

It's sort of a mixture of baby powder, beef jerky and vomit.

I have to hose this place out at least twice a week.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 11, 2005 09:11 AM

Pat's brain is over, and I cut him some slack. He's reached that age where he his thinking is moribund, AND and he just blurts out anything.

Even Carl Sagan got stupid; and when you start as Pat Robertson, it can't end up well.

Posted by: SarahW at November 11, 2005 10:21 AM

Oh hell he didn't threaten disaster, sheesh. AP got it wrong, but still, I wish schools wouldn't mess with this ID thing. As a Catholic I don't have problems with evolution--we still rely on Thomist philosophy for first causes.

But when public school gets its mediocre little bloody hands on the whole topic of causation they will make a mess of it, just as they ruined history and politics with this Social Studies crap, and English literature with Language Arts. And it seems my stepson spent Spanish class mostly discussing Mexican food. Public schools ruin everything they touch.

Just leave it alone! I am content to keep the ID-first cause discussion separate from the public sphere.

Posted by: cassandra at November 11, 2005 10:49 AM

If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God; you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city.

I dunno Cassandra, he's not guaranteeing disaster, but he's basically saying don't be surprised or complain to God if you get your ass kicked because of this. So he is threatening (i.e. warning of) the possible consequences (in his mind) of the election. Disaster? You got what you asked for.

Posted by: Hubris at November 11, 2005 11:29 AM

GOD (via Robertson): "Lovely town you have here, Dover. Be a shame if something happened to it."

Posted by: Ken Ashford at November 11, 2005 01:42 PM

Robertson issued a statement saying he was simply trying to point out that ``our spiritual actions have consequences.''

``God is tolerant and loving, but we can't keep sticking our finger in his eye forever,''

Seriously. He can only turn the other eye like, once, then you gotta seriously pissed off blind God trying to pimpslap your ass.

I think Cassandra might be on to something, though, what if we had the public schools teach creationism and made evolution literature illegal?

Posted by: B Moe at November 11, 2005 08:29 PM

"what if we had the public schools teach creationism and made evolution literature illegal?"

No doubt the students wold be reading it in class inside a covering magazine, or even within that panda book.

Thje sexual selectin pages would be especially well thumbed.

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