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November 10, 2005
Awesome, More Fodder For My Nightmares

Posted by Hubris

Trapped in a space station while Paul McCartney (or the eighty-year-old female body double who stands in for him and lip synchs when he has a busy schedule) sings "Good Day Sunshine." Directly. To you.

I can only speak for myself, but I'd strap some heat shielding to my torso, hit the escape hatch, and take my chances.

Actually, it would be a good storyline for Event Horizon 2.

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...no one can hear you scream. And scream.

Posted by: jeff at November 10, 2005 02:25 PM

I should also note the lyrics for his other planned selection, "English Tea":

Would you care to sit with me
For a cup of English tea
Very twee, very me
Any sunny morning

What a pleasure it would be
Chatting so delightfully
Nanny bakes, fairy cakes
Every Sunday morning

Miles of miles of English garden, stretching past the willow tree
Lines of holly, hocks and roses, listen most attentively

Do you know the game crochet
Peradventure we might play
Very gay, hip hooray
Any sunny morning

Miles of miles of English garden, stretching past the willow tree
Lines of holly, hocks and roses, listen most attentively

As a rule the church bells chime
When it's almost supper time
Nanny bakes, fairy cakes

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Hubris at November 10, 2005 02:39 PM

Very similar to the Simpsons episode, when Homer is in the ill fated space shuttle, and they force the astronauts to listen to James Taylor sing Fire and Rain. Eeriely similar

(Note: This is the episode that gave us the blog-favorite Kent Brockman line "I for one welcome our new insect overlords", or something like that)

Posted by: ed at November 10, 2005 03:12 PM

It could be worse.
There could be more cowbell.

Posted by: Al at November 10, 2005 03:40 PM

I can only speak for myself, but I'd strap some heat shielding to my torso, hit the escape hatch, and take my chances.

Same here, but I wouldn't bother with the heat shielding.

Posted by: Evil Otto at November 10, 2005 04:37 PM

At least it wasn't "Mull of Kintyre"

Posted by: jeff at November 10, 2005 04:38 PM

Actually Jeff, when I'm blogging I always imagine I'm "sweeping through the heather like deer in the glen." It inspires me.

Posted by: Hubris at November 10, 2005 04:42 PM

You're a strange one, Hubris

Posted by: jeff at November 10, 2005 05:09 PM

Good Day Sunshine is okay. If he started singing that General Albert song I would strangle him with my bare hands.

Fire and Rain is right out.

Posted by: Yehudit at November 11, 2005 12:05 AM

How about that song he did after 9/11... "Freedom." I think he wrote it in about three minutes.

This is my right, a right given by god
To live a free life, to live in freedom

We talkin? about freedom
Talkin? bout freedom
I will fight, for the right
To live in freedom

Anyone, who wants to take it away
Will have to answer, cause this is my right

We talkin? about freedom
Talkin? bout freedom
I will fight, for the right
To live in freedom, ah yeah, comon now...

(Note: I don't disagree with the song's message, it's just that the song itself is so insipid...)

Posted by: Evil Otto at November 11, 2005 06:57 AM

Wonderful Xmas would be another stroke inducer

Posted by: jeff at November 11, 2005 12:54 PM

You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs.

Posted by: dorkafork at November 11, 2005 01:27 PM

You'd think that, dorkafork, but I look around me and I see it isn't so. Oh no.

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