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November 07, 2005
Six Things I'd Rather Talk About With Jennifer Aniston Than The Seven Things That She'd Rather Talk About

Posted by Hubris

Aniston's list is here.

1. Does Matt LeBlanc smell more like flowers or meat?
2. Did the nipple thing just happen naturally on Friends or was a mandate from the director involved? Or was it all in my head?
3. How much I actually do cry. There's nothing wrong with crying, it's perfectly healthy.
4. When you were with Brad, which of you self-identified as "the smart one"?
5. You're absolutely right, it does seem like the world is imploding. Would you like to look at my privates?*
6. Even though John Aniston is your father, wouldn't you agree that on Days of our Lives Joseph Mascolo was significantly more badass as Stefano DiMera than Aniston was as Victor Kiriakis? And how did anyone believe that John Black was Roman Brady post-plastic surgery? As my sister sagely pointed out to me years ago, there's like a four-inch height difference there that couldn't really be addressed by a medical procedure. And don't get me started on Bo and Hope, or we'll be talking all day.

*Written guarantee of immunity from prosecution required

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Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 7, 2005 11:58 AM

Actually, the written guarantee of immunity from prosecution should be required for number 6, too.

Posted by: Jim H at November 7, 2005 01:43 PM

What can I say? My tastes are eclectic.

Posted by: Hubris at November 7, 2005 01:48 PM

Hey,
Since you have little chance of asking her these questions directy, but a much better chance than me, how about:
7. And just how does a semi-attractive, average acting tallent, become the "IT" girl, anyway?

Posted by: Lew Clark at November 7, 2005 02:13 PM

It maked me sad that I knew exactly what you were talking about on number 6, Hubris. Fortunately my wife's got a lot of good points to make up for turning me into a freaking nancy-boy.

Posted by: SeanH at November 8, 2005 12:03 AM

7. How did you manage the stupidity of Brad Pitt all these years, not to mention his cheating?
8. How did you manage to contain yourself with decency all this time?
9. How did you manage to transform your looks from over-weight to one of the most desired bodies in the entire world?
10. How come Hollywood did not change you one bit when it comes to personality (since it made some people a deadlock assholes and backstabbers?)
11. How come you nurture so many people around the world?
12. Whatever your answer to these questions is, keep on doing it Jen Aniston!

Posted by: Tony at November 8, 2005 02:01 AM

Just to answer the question to Lew Clark how an average girl is the IT girl:

It is because she did not enhance her boobs or her looks by artificial means. jen is as natural as it gets and admit that though it bothers you quiet a lot it seems. that totally makes her MORE THAN IT if you know what i mean. who wants big lip, big boob, big ass, plastic faces any way? hope not you mate!

Posted by: Tony at November 8, 2005 02:04 AM

who wants big lip, big boob, big ass, plastic faces any way?

Uh...Ken?

Posted by: Sean M. at November 8, 2005 05:54 AM

Tony looooves Jennifer! Oh, I kid.

I thought she did really nice work in She's the One (almost ten years old now!) and The Good Girl, and I'm sure she's a nice person. Besides, if I ever hurt her feelings, she can just build an effigy of me out of $100 bills and burn it.

SeanH,

We shouldn't be ashamed of appreciating the rich emotional tapestry that makes up daily life. And how better to learn of the possibilities of an eternal bond than through watching the story of Patch and Kayla? Like sands through the hourglass...

Posted by: Hubris at November 8, 2005 09:11 AM

When your movie career starts to fade, will you pose for Playboy a la Sharon Stone? Which month's issue will that be in 2007?

Posted by: Eric Lindholm at November 8, 2005 09:12 AM

Did u ever see the one where Hope went undercover as a world champion figure skater? Christ almighty. Bring back Kristen/Susan

Posted by: jeff at November 8, 2005 06:38 PM

She'll always be an Olympian in my heart.

Posted by: Hubris at November 8, 2005 07:21 PM

Jesus. Between you being a soap opera expert and Bill being... Bill, I might have to describe myself as "the only male blogger at INDCJournal".

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I'm not sure, Dorkafork. I'd wager that you were listening to your (extremely worn) cassingle of Lionel Richie's "Dancing on the Ceiling" when you typed that.

Posted by: Hubris at November 9, 2005 08:57 AM

Nope. "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Starship, and reminiscing about Mannequin.

What?

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