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« Not So Quick Links | Main | Semi-Quick Links » October 20, 2005
The Headline That Didn't Pay Off
Posted by Hubris Actually, that describes most of my posts. In this case, however, I'm referring to a headline from MSNBC:
"Rumsfeld spars with Chinese military officers." If this were a just world, I would have clicked over to find a story about Rumsfeld's tour-gone-wrong of a Chinese military facility. He would have demanded fuller disclosure regarding Chinese military spending, and when his inscrutable host said "We are sorry, but under the circumstances..." Rumsfeld would have yelled, "Circumstances hell! I make circumstances!" And then he would have ripped off his suit jacket and shirt and revealed a physique that rivals Matt Furey's just before the bloody sparring began. Fucking news cycle. Posted by Hubris at October 20, 2005 10:36 AM | TrackBack (2) Trackback PingsTrackBack URL for this entry: CommentsPosted by: dorkafork at October 20, 2005 12:12 PM Ha, sweet 'shopping, and I love the person "debunking" your post:
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