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September 30, 2005

Ok, This Blog is in a Coma

Posted by Bill

But it's probably relevant to revisit something my grandpappy always told me - "never trust a grown man that goes by the name 'Scooter.'" This was usually followed by, "Have you seen my pants?" But nevermind that.

I mean, seriously, "Scooter?" Why not just call yourself "Groucho," or "Flippydoo the WonderSchnitzel?"

"Hello, I'm Scooter, chief of staff for the Vice President of the United States, nice to meet you, Prime Minister Blair. Want to play a pick-up game of jacks while you wait? No? Marbles? How about tetherball? We could build a tree fort! Or ride our bikes up to Old McVickers farm, maybe buy some strawberry ice pops down by the lake and try and goggle Nancy Johnson's bloomers!"

"It'll be the bees knees!"

"Scooter."

Jesus.

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Bill, "Scooter" is a preppy nickname. Like "Biff", "Muffy", "Boo", etc.

Posted by: Baron Bodissey at September 30, 2005 09:38 AM

Oh, then THAT'S much better.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at September 30, 2005 09:44 AM

I hate nicknames!

Posted by: Magnum aka Pooter aka Hubris at September 30, 2005 11:35 AM

Sounds like one of the nicknames that Bush is famous for handing out to people.

Posted by: Beck at September 30, 2005 12:37 PM

Do you think that people would find it harder to portray Karl Rove as an evil behind the scenes puppet-master if we all just decided to call him "Pooky" from now on?

Posted by: Adam at September 30, 2005 12:53 PM

It's worse than Strobe?

Posted by: Dave Schuler at September 30, 2005 01:21 PM

How about Skeeter? We could use one of those in a high government post.

Or maybe an initials-only guy, say, J.D...

All of them are easier to write than Zbigniew.

Posted by: Baron Bodissey at September 30, 2005 05:48 PM

Wasn't "Scooter" some sort of muppet?

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