INDCJournal: Random IM Conversation with Goldstein, <strong>Thirteen</strong>

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September 01, 2005

Random IM Conversation with Goldstein, Thirteen

Posted by Bill

INDCBill: dude
INDCBill: I am totally getting into these Harry Potter books
proteinwisdom: So you've said.
INDCBill: they're good
INDCBill: I want to start a school for magic here in the States
INDCBill: modeled after an English boarding school
INDCBill: except with better food
INDCBill: and less ritual buggery
proteinwisdom: Again with the buggery angle.
proteinwisdom: I bet you have pictures of weightlifters hanging on your walls -- which you tell yourself are there "just to keep me motivated."
proteinwisdom: Am I right?
INDCBill: no
INDCBill: I have a poster of Orlando Bloom
INDCBill: in a pirate outfit
proteinwisdom: Mmm
proteinwisdom: Well, I can't blame you for that.

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Blech..

Posted by: Hans Mast at September 1, 2005 03:29 PM

Oh come on, Orlando Bloom was great in that movie.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at September 1, 2005 03:40 PM

You will never learn. Without ritual buggery it's just muggles and no magic.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea at September 1, 2005 07:24 PM

While Orlando in a pirate costume was disturbing enough, it was the neon-on-velvet painting of Earnest Borgnine, clad only in a solitary Krispy Kreme glazed donut, under the blacklight that scarred my soul.

Or maybe I'm just being too sensitive.

Hold me.

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at September 2, 2005 10:15 AM

Dude, you should write erotic fiction.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at September 2, 2005 10:19 AM

Tip about erotic fiction. It cannot contain the phrase "Ernest Borgnine."

Posted by: rbj at September 2, 2005 11:01 AM

Dude, you should write erotic fiction.

I did try for a time, but Field & Stream kept rejecting it...

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