INDCJournal: Random IM Conversation with Goldstein, <strong>Twelve</strong>

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August 19, 2005

Random IM Conversation with Goldstein, Twelve

Posted by Bill

INDCBill: hey Jeff
proteinwisdom: Yo.
INDCBill: my whole RU-486 fairness schtick? a smokescreen
INDCBIll: a sham
INDCBill: the truth is
INDCBill: I hate zygotes
INDCBILL: zygotes, morulas, blastocysts, all of 'em
INDCBill: don't trust 'em
INDCBill: shifty little criminals
proteinwisdom: I hear you.
proteinwisdom: A blastocyst once stole my credit card
proteinwisdom: rang up $800 in those fancy pasta strainers you buy on late night tv
proteinwisdom: tiny bastard.
proteinwisdom: When I finally caught him, he was face down in a pile of coke
proteinwisdom: surrounded by Russian strippers.
proteinwisdom: So I beat him to death with a rolled up newspaper.
INDCBill: I'd like to see the CitiBank commercial for that

Posted by Bill at August 19, 2005 12:17 PM | TrackBack (3)

Comments

Hmmm. Is Goldstein projecting a little here? I wonder...

Posted by: Sloan at August 19, 2005 04:40 PM

I knew it!

ZYGOTEBASHER!!

Posted by: TallDave at August 19, 2005 06:39 PM

It's "zygotaphobe."

Posted by: Bill from INDC at August 19, 2005 07:02 PM

Dammit, I was just going to call you "BLASTOPHOBE!!" but you beat me to that suffix.

Looks like I was wrong about the Roberts fight. They pulled the ad, and the worst anyone is saying now is "We need more information."

Posted by: TallDave at August 19, 2005 08:09 PM

"We need more information"
I.e., lets find a note he wrote in 3rd grade saying a certain girl had cooties.

And Bill, it seems all you need to do when you go on vacation is to put up one or two abortion related posts.

Posted by: rbj at August 19, 2005 08:48 PM

And Bill, it seems all you need to do when you go on vacation is to put up one or two abortion related posts.

Hell, everybody who's been around more than six minutes knows about that trick.

Posted by: Bill Quick at August 20, 2005 02:28 AM

Zygotes ?

Pshaw.

Zygotes are just gametes method for making more gametes.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at August 21, 2005 02:30 AM

I love this series.

Posted by: Beck at August 21, 2005 07:22 PM

me too

Posted by: jane at August 21, 2005 09:24 PM