BUNNIES!

You sure you've got the right vowel in "twit"?

That's all we need, a leader of the free world whose hair everyone wants to tousle. As I recall, that didn't work so well for JFK.

I like her better when she writes serious missives on the principled modern dressing standards of four-year-old Supreme Court Nominees' kids. But this? This sort of thing just makes her look silly! As anyone can plainly see, Edwards' hair isn't a "beautiful shade of chocolate brown!" It's clearly a subtle shade of mahogany brown!

But I'll give her the point about tousling that hair. I mean, who wouldn't?

And they say there's a liberal media.....

"His hair is a beautiful shade of chocolate brown with honey-colored highlights"

out of a bottle.

let me drop 100's of class-action-suit-begotten-dollars on hair stylists and I'd have ol' Robin's drawers rollin' up&down like a venetian blind, too...

Only in Washington DC would a fashion and Style writer gush about hair-sprayed, "artfully clipped layers" for Edward's haircut when that went out of style about the same time the mullet did.

Actually, it's time to concede that even Arlen with the chemo-induced sleek bald look has now surpassed Edward's on the "hip" scale.

However, if Edward's can sport a wife beater, i think that pushes him back above Arlen.

But, the true #1 dapper extraordinaire in Washington is John Kerry decked out in his Lance Armstrong bicycle speedos. That Kerry's massive edifice of hair negates the the last 20 years of technological gains in bicycle aerodynamics is irrelevant. In fashion, it's style over substance.