INDCJournal: Random IM Conversation with Goldstein, <strong>Six</strong>

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July 23, 2005

Random IM Conversation with Goldstein, Six

Posted by Bill

proteinwisdom: Can I tell you a secret?
INDCBill: sure
INDCBill: if it's that you�re attracted to me
INDCBill: I had a feeling
proteinwisdom: No.
proteinwisdom: John Merrick and I really DO speak.
INDCBill: oh
proteinwisdom: And the apple. I speak to the apple, too.
proteinwisdom: The scissors is bullshit, though.
proteinwisdom: But the rest? All true.
INDCBill: i guess i could tell. always hated the scissors
INDCBill: what about Robert Byrd's kleagle hood?
proteinwisdom: Well, not the Kleagle hood.
proteinwisdom: I have to kinda fudge that by talking to my own.

Posted by Bill at July 23, 2005 09:13 AM | TrackBack (0)

Comments

Wow, sad, but not really surprising. Although, talking to the apple is not as pitiful as his responding to '80 music--that poor, poor man.
And as for that "feeling" you're detecting, you're not really helping with gifts like "More Than Human: Embracing the Promise of Biological Enhancement"

tease

Posted by: T Marcell at July 23, 2005 04:30 PM

"gifts"?

He owes me $22.95 for that.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 23, 2005 04:46 PM

I am feeling really disheartened. Why am I not in on the gay jokes in the bloggosphere. First I was fooled into thinking Ace was family, now I am confused about INDC and Jeff. Why, as a fag, am I not getting bleeps on my radar and such confusion.

Maybe its because I am used to Andrew Sullivan's: I am gay, hear me purrrrr bullshit.

Posted by: aaron at July 23, 2005 08:18 PM

Sorry, Aaron, can't help with that one, although I understand Sully's is more bearish growl than purr.
As for Bill and JG, better not to plumb that one--I mean, recommending "biological enhancement" to a guy that already has to deal with a talking Kleagle hood!?
just plain selfish.

Posted by: T Marcell at July 23, 2005 09:20 PM

Perfect punchline. Like reading Laurel and Hardy or something. Only they're both skinny, and one's a stoned Jew hippy.

Posted by: Beck at July 24, 2005 07:38 AM

So, Bill, you're really hot for Jeff, aren't you. I can tell. Your testosterone is just oozing off my monitor.

Posted by: MichaelM at July 24, 2005 06:51 PM

No.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 24, 2005 09:58 PM

Three(!) comments deleted and banned. Why? Because life is too short to take boorish abuse from someone that makes terrible jokes. -- ED

Posted by: MichaelM at July 25, 2005 07:11 PM

The apple is real--that I can vouch for. I have documentary evidence from last fall:

Soundly defeated...

Dig the 70's do!

Posted by: CERDIP at July 26, 2005 12:29 AM