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July 02, 2005
Metaphorical Ruminations on Standard Blogospheric Communication, Part Two

Posted by Bill

Commenter #1: Attaboy!

Commenter #2: You bet!

Commenter #3: Damn bastards!

Commenter #4: Hells yeah! WOOT!

Commenter #5: You've outdone yourself! Stick it to the mother&%$#@ers!

Commenter #6: BINGO!

Commenter #7: YES! KILL THE BASTARDS!

Commenter #8: And their little dogs too!

Commenter #9: I totally agree with your larger point, but might some of your implications be a bit sweeping? I mean, can we say with certainty that ALL of the lawmakers that supported the measure are really "Satan's advanced scouts prior to Hell's invasion, the ushers of a modern holocaust that will make the genocidal efforts of the Third Reich look like a delightful romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant?" Again, I see your larger point, but I'm not certain that such a characterization is totally fair.

Commenter #1: Troll!

Commenter #2: Get lost troll!

Commenter #3: Damn troll bastard!

Commenter #4: Don't feed the troll!

Commenter #5: Mother&%$#@ing troll!

Commenter #6: That dude is out of ConTroll!

Commenter #7: YES! KILL THE TROLL!

Commenter #8: And his little dog too!


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Posted by Bill at July 2, 2005 04:37 PM | TrackBack (1)

Comments

Attaboy!

Posted by: TallDave [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 2, 2005 11:06 PM

Hell yeah! Woot!

Posted by: floridacracker [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 2, 2005 11:14 PM

Bill, you've outdone yourself! Stick it to the mother&%$#@ers!

Posted by: Evil Otto [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 3, 2005 08:36 AM

I think you've been spending too much time at LGF Bill.

Your take is quite apposite though, particularly since you yourself shine like the Pharos of Alexandria when it comes to blogospheric comity.

Speaking of good parody, could you do another post where you castigate the entire right-wing blogosphere —all except you and to Commissar of course— as a collection of sycophants collectively feeding off each other’s excrement like some perverse ouroboros? It's so cute because you sound just like Andrew Sullivan...I laughed so hard I burst two hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Jason [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 3, 2005 04:57 PM

Jason, that was an interesting comment, but I honestly can't decipher your point through the obstruse layers of irony and metaphor.*

* except the LGF part, that's pretty clear (and accurate)

Posted by: Bill from INDC [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 3, 2005 05:22 PM

... and where the &%$#@ is the dog?!?

>:)

Posted by: Lysander [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 4, 2005 12:02 PM

This is outrageous. I am outraged!

Posted by: rbj [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 4, 2005 01:15 PM

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