Finally some brave soul of the blogsophere takes up sword and shield to combat this scourge!

Thanks, Bill. I'll grill a 22-oz Black Angus sirloin and drink a six-pack in your honor. And hoot like a gibbon at the bikini-clad girls at my apartment complex. (Not really on the last one.)

Well this is certainly a wake up call for me.

I recently started getting my hair cut at Fantastic Sam’s. This is after cutting it myself for 5 or 6 years.

And my wife just convinced me to quite shooting squirrels with a .357, and switch to a .22.

Damn. I guess the signs are pretty obvious, if you just know to look for them. A pedicure must be just around the corner.

There's hope. Visit here and here for more information.

I’ve got it even worse than I first feared. I just got back from grocery shopping with my wife. Hell, that’s probably a symptom in and of itself.

While in the grocery store, I caught myself exhibiting symptoms twice.

First, in the vegetable aisle, I said, “Honey, lets skip the yellow onions. Sometimes, they’re just too strong. And the Vidalias are in season!”

Later, in the dairy section, my wife was examining the blue cheese selections. I said “I’m sick of blue cheese. Why don’t we try some brie for a change?”

That’s when I realized, I got it bad. That’s also when I began to suspect that the French are behind this somehow.

I’m glad to see that there are some options for treatment. I have decided to fight this stuff. They can have my chainsaw when they take it from my calloused, cigar stained, hands (with grease under my nails)….

Though brie is tasty ...

Bill,

I suggest you pour yourself a scotch, and spend some time thinking about what you just said.

There is nothing wrong with a fruit smoothy! Well, at least as long as there aren't any of those girly appricots...

Is this disease related to vaginitis (from South Park)?

Well, I took the test at mantropycontrol.com, and none is present at this time. What a relief!

The "silent killer," mantropy, may also be battled by an embrace of the humor in the "silent-but-deadly."