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June 14, 2005

Surrealist Punditry: The Michael Jackson Case

Posted by Bill

Last night I dreamt that I was on trial for a vague yet terrible first-degree felony, and the jury box was filled with eleven doe-eyed, French and Belgian Michael Jackson fans (accoutred in sparkly Pop-King regalia) and one giraffe (American, naked). I remember that I had the notion that the trial was going pretty well, until the prosecutor triumphantly demanded that I sing for the jury, who leaned in and squealed in heavily-accented horror when my voice cracked ("Quel abomination!"). As the resulting and varied furor in the courtroom died down - I specifically recall that Nancy Grace had a stacatto, seal-like orgasm that cut through the rest of the din - the giraffe purposefully leaned his looming neck from the back row of the jury box all the way down to the defense table, steadied his musky snout a taunting three inches from my face and breathed, in Jacko's spine-tingling falsetto ...

"Guuuuiiiilll -teeeeeeeeee."

I didn't have any pants on, either.

Posted by Bill at June 14, 2005 07:44 AM | TrackBack (2)

Comments

This just in, from today's AP, Michael Jackson won't share his bed with young boys anymore. I was about to say what mother in her right mind would allow it anyhow, but then I remembered about this last mother.

Posted by: rbj at June 14, 2005 08:58 AM

Bill?

I know this great therapist in the DC area if you ever need to, ya know, talk. I'm not sayin' nothin'... I'm just sayin'.

;)

Posted by: Kadnine at June 14, 2005 09:16 AM

Stay away from Goldstein's red pills next time.

Posted by: j.d. at June 14, 2005 10:37 AM

Bill:

Did you also have a snake in one hand and a cigar in another? Did the dream involve trains or tunnels?

Then again, that might be too much information.

--|PW|--

Posted by: pennywit at June 14, 2005 11:08 AM