We all know from Amnesty International that Christina Aguilera was broadcast by Stalin to all the inmates of the Gulags. The Great Terror was the title of her secret album of the '30's.

Good grief. Is there no shame???

What's next?

Britney Spears music??

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" videos??

Latest explosive revelation: they did not seat Qahtani securely in the comfy chair before they started poking him with the soft cushions!

Aren't these guys supposed to be the toughest, most bad ass, terrorists the world can throw at us?

And the MSM is crying over the torture of making them be near a hot girl. Anyone that can't handle having their holy book touched, sleep deprived, stand up for long periods of time, loud music, and women's breasts touching them ... is a loser. I say we put them in a large city High School run by the kids. See how long it takes them to beg to return to Gitmo.

Why can't we just tell the world: "Your terrorist heroes sure seem like wussies to us."

Has there been any sanctioned conduct that wasn't well within the parameters of an episode of Fear Factor or Survivor?

I think they ought to play them The Chipmunks Christmas Album--religious and musical torture rolled into one!

Actually, if Aguilera wants to revive her career, when the reporters ask her what she thinks about her music being used at Gitmo, she should reply, "Anything to help the cause!" and snap a cute little salute.

and snap a cute little salute.

LOL

Effendi, I will tell you what you want, just please don't play "What a Girl Wants" again!

"You are beautiful, no matter what they say ..."