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June 08, 2005
Baile con los comunistas mientras los comunistas bailan para ti

Posted by Bill

Would your conscience be clear to devour a lavish Hanjeongsik spread with the smiling representatives of Kim Jong Il's terrible regime? Could you drink and dance the night away with Mugabe's government goons, whereas Zimbabweans are routinely starved for political reasons? Might it give you pause?

Well, then why is "Professionals in the City" blithely pimping a black tie fiesta at "the elegant Cuban Interests Section ... to explore the culture, cuisine, and music of Cuba, one of the most fascinating and misunderstood nations of our time."

Ah, "misunderstood."

Val Prieto:

Of course, you neednt worry that this particular true Havana evening would be either a throwback to the pre-castro days of La Habana, or most likely a true Havana evening for the omnipotent tourist crowd of today's Cuba, where foreign jetsetters lavish in a posh lifestyle while the natives live as indentured servants. Slaves to the tourists and to el comandante. There's no need to bring all that reality with you. Its a party!!!

There's no need to wonder how many actual Cubans, from la Habana, will be allowed to attend this event!

And dont forget to bring an appetite to this fabulous gala because there will be a bountiful dinner buffet! Yes, a plethora of Cuban cuisine will be served for your culinary pleasure! And without ration cards!!!! No standing in lines for hours for a few pieces of bread and a handful of beans! No need to trade with those evil black marketeers for a few eggs and some powdered milk!

The Cuban Interests Section in DC is going all out, just for you, folks!

Make sure you wear your dancing shoes too, because there's nothing better than a little salsa to ease the conscience. A cha-cha-cha to wash away the guilt! Dance the night away! Eat, drink and be merry!

Dont worry all that much about those little pangs of remorse. Dont let that nasty feeling of guilt get in the way of a good time. The hundreds of prisoners of conscience on the island wont be bothered too much. The millions of Cubans that have never, can never, and will never be able to attend such an event, in DC or in Havana, want you to enjoy yourselves at their dignity's expense.

Here's my advice: if you'd ever like to experience the "unusual opportunity" to drink mojitos, enjoy "The Cuban style of cooking," listen to the "the incredible music of Cuba," watch a "salsa demonstration" and even meet real, live Cubans, do yourself a favor and buy a plane ticket to Miami. The Cuban culture there is truly free, as opposed to the choreographed song and dance put on by representatives of a regime that jails all of those that dare speak out against it.

If you'd like to contact Professionals in the City, info below the fold:

Phone: 202-686-5990

Email: dc@prosinthecity.com

Polite. Concise.

Posted by Bill at June 8, 2005 11:59 AM | TrackBack (0)

Comments

If you want to conduct an experiment to test just how far human defense mechanisms such as repression and rationalization can distort reality, follow these three easy steps:

1) Locate a subject who is convinced that the US is the most repressive totalitarian country in the world and that Cuba is where it is at. Look for terms such as, "healthcare", "literacy rates"...etc.

Note: The easiest place to find the appropriate subject(s) for this experiment is in the Social Science or Humanities departments of your local University. They can also be readily located at trendy coffee shops just off campus as well.

2) Ask the subject the following question: "If Cuba is such an egalitarian paradise and the US is so corrupt and repressive, then why do hundreds of (supposedly blissful) Cubans risk their lives every year seeking political asylum on US soil in overloaded homemade boats, but not the other way around?"

3) Observe reaction.


Last summer term my department (philosophy) was holding a three day summer seminar from a guest lecturer entitled "Cuba: Repressive Dictatorship or Island Paradise?" Even though my summer job was an hour away I signed up for it just so I could make trouble...much as outlined above. However, Castro saved me the trouble by jailing several dozen political dissidents and forcing the instructor to cancel the seminar.

Of course, the fact that she felt the need to cancel the seminar in light of such actions quite betrays her own opinion on the matter. I suppose it would have been uncomfortable to argue that Cuba is an "Island Paradise" when the "Repressive Dictatorship" aspect rears its ugly head so publicly.

Posted by: Jason [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2005 01:54 PM

I'd never set foot on communist-controlled Cuban soil, embassy or otherwise. Unless I decide to put on the Marine uniform again, then I might have to reconsider.

Castro's greatest victory was in convincing us to wait until his death before helping Cuba clean up his mess.

Posted by: Kadnine [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2005 03:32 PM

How about a Jeffrey Dahmer Dinner? He was "misunderstood," too.

Especially in the culinary area.

Posted by: TallDave [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2005 03:56 PM

To be fair, in 2002 our effete literati - Chomsky, Sontag, Doctorow - discovered that some people in Cuba were 'oppressed' & issued a public letter to Castro telling him to kewl it.

In his autobiography, Before Night Falls, Reinaldo Arenas writes how Cuban writers despised Gabriel Garcia Marquez, who would fly in on Castro's private jet & appear at rallies for the glory of socialism, while real Cuban writers were in prison or under house arrest or enduring show trials or forced to sign confessions

Posted by: beautifulatrocities [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 8, 2005 11:03 PM

En Cuba los presos de la conciencia no están en la tarjeta de la danza.

Posted by: Neo [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2005 12:59 AM

Jason:

That's easy.

All the people who are seeking to escape Cuba are:

1. Criminals.
2. Anti-social elements. (This will include the claim that these are all people who were all Batista-ites---which at this point has got to be as rare as genuine "pre-embargo" Cuban cigars are in the US.)
3. Seduced/misled by the lies of the US.
4. Racists (b/c Castro has elevated the darker parts of Cuban society).

The only question is how rapidly they come up w/ these answers---but in my own experience, the more experienced the Lefty, the more rapidly they come up w/ this set of responses.

Posted by: Sun-Tzu [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2005 06:25 PM

Cuba is very misunderstood.
With all the mis-and dis-information out there many people don't realize what a hellhole it is.

Posted by: Veeshir [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2005 08:56 AM