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*** The funny thing is, I had this exact same idea (click and just keep scrolling down the page), except my web site was going to use ferrets as an interpretive tool to make political arguments. For reals, yo.

(Via LB)

*** Part dog, part machine. Better, stronger, faster. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-deh! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-deh!

*** Colorado cat spreads bubonic plague.

*** Vladimir Putin trashes his dog in an interview with MosNews.com ...

How is your wonderful dog? Is she looking for a gentleman dog? Will she have puppies?

She is a very serious young lady, loyal. She has a friend, she’s doing quite well. Perhaps a little too well. She’s gotten quite fat lately, and there’s nothing that can be done about it. A somewhat lazy young lady. But she has a wonderful character. Sometimes I don’t know if she’s a dog, really.

... and puts those burning extraterrestrial(?) questions to rest:

Vladimir Vladimirovich, I have a serious question. I want to ask about aliens. Ever since we have had presidents in this country, there’s been a legend that every time a new head of state is elected, he is told a terrifying secret, that aliens visit the Earth. It’s said that U.S. presidents are taken to a special “green room”, where the frozen bodies of aliens are kept to show him that we are not the only life form in the universe. Has anyone ever told you such secrets?

Hm, a green room? I see… I want to point out that I do not consume strong drinks. When I was in the United States, the U.S. president did not show me any “green rooms.” They say that he stopped drinking a long time ago. I assure you, no one has told me such secrets — there is no such topic on the presidential level.

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