INDCJournal: Ode to a Horse's Mutton

May 04, 2005

Ode to a Horse's Mutton

Posted by Bill

Can't we crack wise
About a horse's junk?
Is it Yahweh's final warning
On the depths to which we've sunk?

Can't we sling jokes
About a stallion's dong?
Is it the counsel of Jesus
That His disciples have gone wrong?

And what about the llama
The monkey, the goat, the ewe?
Does chiding meat with God's disfavor
Can't we kid about spanking them too?

I cannot know the answer
'Tis for those upright and stiff
But meantime have you heard the one
About the Scotsman, the sheep
and the cliff?

Posted by Bill at May 4, 2005 01:26 PM | TrackBack (8)

Comments

Haha! funny..

Posted by: Hans Mast at May 4, 2005 02:01 PM

Very moving.

Posted by: MikeAdamson at May 4, 2005 03:09 PM

I especially like the "upright and stiff" part.

Posted by: gail at May 4, 2005 04:37 PM

I have heard about the Scotsman, the sheep, and the cliff. I believe it was Billy Connelly that used to tell that, wasn't it?

Posted by: Wes at May 4, 2005 05:32 PM

Yes, but I believe one who engages in sex with a horse is not a "horsosexual," but a hipposexual. (See paragraph 10, here.)

Posted by: ItsaGleeson at May 5, 2005 12:19 AM

I thought Rosie O'Donnell was a hipposexual.

Posted by: gail at May 5, 2005 08:03 AM

Bravo.

Could we get a reading at a local coffee house?

Posted by: AGR at May 5, 2005 09:31 AM

Well done! "Oh, sweet rec-horse!"

Posted by: Diana at May 5, 2005 09:56 AM