April 27, 2005
Why I Hate the Llamas, Part Quatre Mill
Posted by Bill
Because after I carefully employed a come-hither Beavis and Buttheadism to voice approval for the delicate Ziyi Zhang, a woman whose exceedingly rare and ethereal beauty both sparks and pains the hearts of jaded men, a Llama pirates my sentiment in order to orgle a bunch of grossly inflated, spackled, camel-toe-flaunting plasti-whores that squeal and wave garishly-colored puffs of shredded-polymer in a fucking shopping mall.
And that is why I hate the Llamas, this week. You know, in case you were wondering.
Posted by Bill at April 27, 2005 02:02 PM | TrackBack (4)
you guys frikin' slay me...almost makes me wish I had my own blog again...almost.
I'm with you on this one, Bill. Ziyi Zhang is a lady of almost supernatural grace and beauty. The cheerleaders? They're a dime a dozen now.
She has great legs. I don't remember which mag it was but she did a layout and in one of the photos she was inside a limo, draped across the back seat. Her short skirt revealed a most wonderful pair of gams.
Since she's always wearing period costumes I've never noticed them before.
I believe that was GQ.
Don't tell me, let me guess...you're either a bitter Orioles fan or you're hanging out with Fillet-O-Franken and making like your really dig the Nats.
At least one of the Orgle Twins has some standards...
you're gonna get all, "I'm a radio boy and I don't care about my Moonbattery fans anymore because I HAVE GROWN!" on me now, aren't 'cha?
Or, "What is your farking problem, Rojo?"
TELL ME! Goldstein needs new material!
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at April 29, 2005 05:26 AM