Reminds me of the "Life of Brian" scene where they're forming another of the innumerable "resistance groups" against the Romans, and are trying to come up with an anti-Roman platform but first have to dismiss all the good things the Romans do.

"OK, so except for Roman sanitation, policing, medical care, roads, festivals, and engineering... Death to the Romans!!"

The modern allegories are too obvious to need mentioning.

Click on the last link, TD. :-)

Hey, if William Shatner can be Jewish, so can Charlton Heston. I mean, can't you just hear it?

"Get your farshtinken hands off me, you damned shmootzy ape!!"

;-)

I think I figured you and Jeff out. You're the new shock-jocks of the Right blogsphere.

I mean, look at the carnage in your wake. Pissed off Ace readers, the ire of John Hawkins, offended gay conservatives (the spice-rack comment), Robert the Llamabutcher called a "dork", the list goes on.

You may be successful. But you'll be lonely.

A concerned friend.

Don't forget your boy Dan Rhiel, who thinks that making "Spade" jokes about Willis are a-ok.

As for the rest of the list, true enough, but one quibble - who the f*** cares about Robert the Llamabutcher?!

I mean, really.

Finally caught Ben Hur? And how old are you? A couple other flicks you may want to check out: Spartacus and Planet of the Apes (the original one, not the 2001 version. It only counts of Charlton Heston's in it, accept no substitutes.)

Would this be a bad time to point out that Charlton Heston is in the 2001 version as well?

Yes.

I never saw the '01 version, prefer to not acknowledge its existence. As for CH being in it, well that's just the Alzhiemers.