INDCJournal: The Kid Rock Saga Continues

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February 27, 2005

The Kid Rock Saga Continues

Posted by Bill

Heed the words of wisdom from the venerated white trash sage of the Republican Party:

KID ROCK has attacked celebrities who offer their opinions on the war in Iraq, because he doesn't think stars are intelligent enough to publicly criticise the US President.
The Republican rap-rock star admits he's the last person who should comment on political matters and, though he doesn't always agree with President GEORGE W BUSH, he does support the commander-in-chief and troops fighting for Iraq's freedom.

He rages, "I'm not educated enough to speak about it (the war), and I don't think any of these other motherf**kers are, either.

"I'm pretty sure Janeane Garofalo's and that chick from the Dixie Chicks' educations don't stretch that far.

"Look up CONDI RICE or GEORGE BUSH's education, where they went to school. They've been doing this shit their whole f**king lives, while we've been out dicking around with guitars, entertaining people.

"F**kers in Hollywood who want to use the camera to be like, 'Guess who I'm f**king now?' and 'Oh, stop the war!' - all that shit just makes me sick."

Overestimation of Bush's early resume aside, yes indeed, wise one. Now, I know that Michelle is probably thinking that Mr. Rock's colorful vernacular - along with his recent expulsion and arrest for fighting at a Nashville nudie bar - probably taint his membership in the GOP, but to her I say this:

"Let he or she that has never sworn about "the F*ckers in Hollywood" - or been tossed for beating a DJ at a strip club - cast the first stone."

I mean, who hasn't? And how many times can you watch a table dance set to "Cherry Pie" by Warrant, anyway?

(Via IP)

Posted by Bill at February 27, 2005 08:50 PM | TrackBack (2)

Comments

What? Cherry Pie? That's okay then.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at February 27, 2005 09:39 PM

Just cuz it's Oscar Night:
Best strip club song is "Table Dance" sung by none other then Chris Rock. Yeah, I know, another Hollyood MotherFu**er.

Posted by: BurbankErnie at February 27, 2005 10:23 PM

And how many times can you watch a table dance set to "Cherry Pie" by Warrant, anyway?

My record is 47 times.

Posted by: Dr. Leopold Stotch at February 27, 2005 10:25 PM

hey, quit typecasting us conservatives! we like women too!

you haven't lived 'til you've been tossed! only twice so far.

Posted by: mlah at February 27, 2005 10:36 PM

I don't know about Cherry Pie, but I must have seen table dances set to Jack and Diane about 250 times.

Hey Bill, what say we run down to Camelot sometime?

Posted by: Boyd at February 27, 2005 10:43 PM

How can anybody not appreciate this guy?

"Cherry Pie." Heh.

Posted by: Jeff G at February 27, 2005 10:44 PM

Hey, the guy makes a lot of sense. Way better than those "I'm-famous-so-I-must-be-smart" celebrity losers who think their opinions should be important because they play a President on TV.

I say the Republican party has a big enough fuckin' tent for Kid Rock.

Posted by: TallDave at February 27, 2005 11:38 PM

Well, If you look at this as being an offset to Chevy Chase's profanity laden speech, at least the Kid is being honest on his own level of intellect. Of course, It would be more pleasant if he'd have a little dignity. But, not everyone is into that I guess.

If only there was some way of showing the public in general that just because you're an actor it doesn't mean you have 2 brain cells to rub together. Frightening to think that people respect these mental midgets because they make a lot of money for pretending.

Posted by: Nylarthotep at February 28, 2005 06:39 AM

You know, from a purely Federalist perspective. Kid Rock is f*king insightful.

Posted by: Cranky Neocon at February 28, 2005 08:22 AM

Bravo Kid Rock, and seriously, Cherry Pie? anything more original?

Posted by: Oddybobo at February 28, 2005 11:15 AM

Ditto on "Jack and Diane". In New Orleans this Febuary I must have heard it eight times in three days. It is kinda funny when they give it dirty lyrics and shit...but there is only so much you can take. Plus Mellencamp is such a cock-ring.

Posted by: Jason at February 28, 2005 09:31 PM