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February 11, 2005

"Debbie Gibson Naked?" Shameless!

Posted by Bill

Personally, I think that Wizbang's habit of cynically baiting search engines with posts like "Debbie Gibson Naked" is a horribly cheap way to bump up a blog's traffic numbers. As are posts about "Olsen Twins Naked," "Paris Hilton Naked," "Naked Debbie Gibson and Paris Hilton Nudity. With nakedness. And pictures."

Google-baiting is naked manipulation that artificially inflates traffic and strips the good names of women like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, Shakira, Charisma Carpenter, Jennifer Garner, Heidi Klum, Catherine Bell, Salma Hayek, Eliza Dukshu, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Angela Lansbury. And sometimes, they even post scandalous free videos or free pictures!

I'm sorry, but the three contributors to Wizbang really are the menage-a-trois of nude, naked sleaze-blogging. Real, live naked traffic whores.

Naked.

You won't ever see that sort of sexual manipulation here; INDC's traffic is all-natural.

Posted by Bill at February 11, 2005 04:40 PM | TrackBack (10)

Comments

LOL! Wasn't sure at first if I hit ScrappleFace or InDC on my RSS aggregator...

Posted by: Hans Mast at February 11, 2005 05:23 PM

Hmmm.....Google-Viagra

Posted by: Jon Henke at February 11, 2005 07:09 PM

That's why I stopped mentioning felching, female ejaculation, snoballs, Denver omelets, looking for tina, beavers, or any sentence that contains the words "Slowly I mounted Oliver Willis' wet, quivering pussy".

Posted by: beautifulatrocities at February 11, 2005 07:12 PM

What about the naked llamas?

Posted by: rbj at February 11, 2005 07:13 PM

Too Funny, I hit on Debbie in High School after a free concert she gave. I was shot down, always had a thing for her. She will be naked in a up coming playboy.

Posted by: Kilroy at February 11, 2005 10:08 PM

Those guys at Wizbang are pikers. I've been doing that sort of stuff since December of '03 -- and with even more transparent excuses than Wizbang's! Cynical? Oh, yeah -- that's me!

Posted by: Matt Rustler at February 12, 2005 01:02 AM

So what sets a google trap for chicks?
Tide Laundry detergent?
Jimmy Choo and Prada?
Hummels?

Posted by: SarahW at February 12, 2005 11:46 AM

Great to know some people are above this sort of transparent manipulationpornsexbigbreastsfreemoney!

Posted by: MisterSnitch at February 12, 2005 01:28 PM

You show 'em, brother! NEVER type shit to earn da bogus Google hits!

(you can't see it, but I'm wearing a black glove and waving it around above my head. My dogs have no idea what's going on, but they're interested--oops, Bootz is barking at me. He thinks this is totally out of line. I smell an overthrow coming down the ro--....
ahh, damn. "Orgle?"

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin at February 13, 2005 03:59 AM

It could be worse. No one surfs into my blog looking for anything nefarious. The last surfer did a search on "head cheese cooked in a crock pot."

So much for notoriety.

Posted by: prairie biker at February 13, 2005 12:25 PM

Dude that is too funny... I gotta try it.

Posted by: C.Y. at March 16, 2005 05:36 PM