Cocks, Cox and Glenn?

Sorry, I already regret posting this.

Shave and an CENSORED, two bits.

Glenn Reynolds: "If I hear another joke about you-know-what, I'm going to need a lot more booze."

"She-devil screams in pain as High Priest Reynolds pours holy water on her. Sullivan assists - having agreed to for a small fee..."

"So Glenn asks me...wait, wait, this one'll kill you. He asks 'How much f*cking Pledge do you need to buy?' AAAAAHAHAHAHA!"

Glenn--"ha, ha, that's a good one...er, ha, er. Wait, he stuck it where?"

The source of Glenn's new obsessive showering habit.

Ana Marie: "And her mouth was open like this..."
*Sullivan puts on plastic grin to hide horror*
Glenn Reynolds: "Oooh.."
Ana Marie: "And he stuck his Congressional Representative deep..."

Glenn: "Thank goodness I'm married."

Andrew: "Thank goodness I'm gay."

Wonkette: "I wonder who's writing my blog?"

Which way is the bank?

I want to touch Cox's boobies.

I'm just sayin...

Where is Paris when we need her?

Wonkette: "Oh, Andy. If you meet any hookers in Paris who have been a** f*cking Jaques Chirac, I want an exclusive."
Glenn: "Heh. Indeed."

Wonkette and friends celebrate the news of her getting the starring role in the Broadway production of "Clarabelle, The Whore Clown."

Sullivan: "KY?"
Cox: "Anal-eze"
Reynolds: "indeed"

Definitely reneging on your "SWWNBNNL" pledge.

No weaseling out with "It's only anonymous, unlinked photo."

I squeezed Wonkette's ass

Heh.

Definitely reneging on your "SWWNBNNL" pledge.

Holy ... that's Wonkette?!

Wait. Who's Wonkette?

"Ok, Glenn, um, is it a carrot?"
"No!" (giggle)
"Is it a flashlight?"
"HA,HAHAHAHHA!"
"Glenn, if you say, 'It's my nanotechnology!', I'm letting Sully put you in the bear suit"

"Like that time Goldstein wrote about Oliver shotgunning dozens of Townhouse crackers smothered in fondue? Genius! And yet, we make all the money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Glen: "And when Charlie asked me which bloggers I most respect, I said Bill Ardolino and Oliver Willis!"

Sorry, I just saw your last update.

Please delete mine if you find it offensive - it's your house.

Thanks.

The Good (right), the Bad (left) and the Ugly (middle)

(Off camera) "Show us your cockholsters!"

(Wonkette & Sully oblige)

Glenn, "Psst, what's a cockholster?"

Cox: And then I said . . . butt-sex!

Sullivan: That's gob-smackingly vile! I'm giving you my inaugural Wonkette award!

Reynolds: Say, is that the Minolta M982-32a with the optional flare reducer and gyroscopic stabilization? Let me get out my Cannon 567-l and photoblog your camera.

Arrgh! Why can't we edit comments? Pretend I had Wonkette laughing at her own joke, as in:

And then I said . . . BUTT-SEX!!! HAHAHA[snort]HA!!!

Gilligan, Mary Anne and the Professor share a laugh at their most recent reunion.

Tag-team bloggers Andrew Sullivan and Glenn Reynolds employ the half-nelson and goose maneuver on Wonkette.

What happened to Reynolds' right hand?

Hmmm. That post from Hubris was one of the funniest things I have read in ages. But I am not normal, and this IS Bill's baby, so I have no problem with its removal.

I forget who posted something like this one originally, but lets see if this revised version passes muster (assuming anyone even gets it):

Glen: OK, the Nikon is on the tripod, and the remote is in my hand. On the count of three, everyone say “santorum”!”

One more button and we can see peoples actual attraction to Wonkette.

Glenn: So, I pull this out, count to five...
Sully: Three, Glenn!
Glenn: To three, then we throw Wonkette at the Vorpal Bunny? Ok, One! Two!...

Malkin linked and delinked, you guys got so bad. And I can't say I blame her ...

Glenn: "So, you think it's because I'm from Tennessee that I understand all this butt sex talk?"

There are three boobs in this picture, and Glenn's not one of them.

You're really suprised, given who's in the picture and what two of them are famous for?

You're really suprised

No, not surprised. Though, what is it exactly that you think Sullivan is "famous for?"

I TB'd my photoshop entry. Thanks for hosting the contest, Bill.

I could have phrased that better. Basically any caption contest involving a noted (sometimes conservative) homosexual man and a woman famous from breaking a story on another woman blogger getting buggered for pay, the humor is going to be a bit on the raw side. And Professor Reynold's positioning & goofy expression don't really help matters much.

Three of the most prominent analyzers of the news today discuss Eason Jordan’s career options.

No caption, just two comments:

Tim, shamelessly begging for a link from one of them? ;-) hehehe

And...Gawd, SWWNBNNL is fugly. She and Sullivan are clearly using one another for their "connections"...sexual, financial, etc...

Cyber -

Your analysis is right, it's not unexpected. But here's the key with naughty, naughty humor - the joke better be damn good. :-)

"Hey Sully, who's that guy behind us? Is that Josh Marshall? Glenn who? Sorry, I don't read blogs."

(ahem)
Holland Tunnel seems to have access from both sides of the river, according to this pic.

Wonkette: Andy, what is a UFIA*?

Glenn: THIS is a UFIA! Heh.

Wonkette: !?!

Andy: Heh, indeed.

(*Don't blame me, blame Fark.)

Why, exactly, are Cox and Sullivan posing with a cardboard cut-out of Reynolds?

Great, looks like there's now another reason to look at Wonkette and think "Boob."

Later,
bbeck