Sheesh, the moonbats get it wrong again. The US military finally figured out how to use the death ray they found on the captured UFO they have in Area 51. The military screwed up though, they thought the setting was for stun, but it was actually for a 9.0 earthquake.

And because the Thornburgh commission can't with absolute certainty disprove my story, it must be true.

Shoot, that ain't nuthin.

Check out this theory:

http://vialls.net/subliminalsuggestion/tsunami.html

We all knew that America, and probably Bush in particular, would be blamed for this disaster. But because such lunatics do not have the faculties to come up with reasonable explanations of how Bush could perform such miracles, I have come up with what I think is the most likely such scenario:

How Bush Caused It