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January 12, 2005

"My name is Rather. And I'm a dick."

Posted by Bill

Iowahawk's novel interpretation of the Thornburgh/Boccardi investigation is just brilliant:

"No speaky Esperanto, Commissioner! What's your angle?"
"You ran the story seven days before contacting document experts, and when you did, they were recruited from a methadone clinic. You spend $47,000 of network money on a schizophrenic man who said he could build a steam-powered word processor and a time machine."

(Via IP)

Posted by Bill at January 12, 2005 12:18 PM | TrackBack (0)

Comments

Well, thank God he's only a dick and not a wing-wang.

But who are his jubblies?

Posted by: McGehee at January 12, 2005 02:07 PM