Are you sure that's not Laurence Simon in the Santa suit? Looks like him to me.;

Priceless!

Also classic: John Waters' Female Trouble, in which teenage delinquent Dawn Davenport (300 lb drag queen divine) kills her parents with the Xmas tree, because all she wanted for Xmas was cha-cha heels, & they gave her sensible shoes

Jeff? Jeff? Are you ok? Dr. Phil hijacked your site! Jeff?

I will ignore your obvious discomfort with existential wisdom. Clearly, you have issues. However, I think Dr Laura could take Dr Phil anyday.

More Santa cruelty here

I think this is a testament to the wisdom of children.

Put him in regular street clothes and you have an old guy who is unemployed and wants to have little kids sit on his lap for hours at a time.

If it were any time but Christmas no one would let their kids near the guy - and probably with good reason.

I've noticed that the Santas from the pre- background check era are much scarier. Is it the old photo, or the look of drunken pedophelia that makes one shit in his diaper?

Merry Christmas, Bill!