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December 22, 2004
Bad Santa

Posted by Bill

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"Not so loud, kid, Santa had a late night last night."

This slideshow is just awesome. Much better than horribly acted videos starring the First Terrier.

(Via Wizbang)

UPDATE: Oh my, this Santa looks like the possessed King of Rohan from the Lord of the Rings movie.

UPDATE: Slightly off topic, but now I'm beginning to grasp the enormity of the early trauma that shaped Jeff Goldstein into the man he is today.

Posted by Bill at December 22, 2004 11:59 AM | TrackBack (5)

Comments

Are you sure that's not Laurence Simon in the Santa suit? Looks like him to me.;

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 22, 2004 12:19 PM

Priceless!

Also classic: John Waters' Female Trouble, in which teenage delinquent Dawn Davenport (300 lb drag queen divine) kills her parents with the Xmas tree, because all she wanted for Xmas was cha-cha heels, & they gave her sensible shoes

Posted by: beautifulatrocities [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 22, 2004 02:50 PM

Jeff? Jeff? Are you ok? Dr. Phil hijacked your site! Jeff?

Posted by: Bill from INDC [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 22, 2004 02:55 PM

I will ignore your obvious discomfort with existential wisdom. Clearly, you have issues. However, I think Dr Laura could take Dr Phil anyday.

More Santa cruelty here

Posted by: beautifulatrocities [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 22, 2004 05:50 PM

I think this is a testament to the wisdom of children.

Put him in regular street clothes and you have an old guy who is unemployed and wants to have little kids sit on his lap for hours at a time.

If it were any time but Christmas no one would let their kids near the guy - and probably with good reason.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 22, 2004 09:54 PM

I've noticed that the Santas from the pre- background check era are much scarier. Is it the old photo, or the look of drunken pedophelia that makes one shit in his diaper?

Posted by: ja [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 22, 2004 11:34 PM

Merry Christmas, Bill!

Posted by: tee bee [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 24, 2004 05:53 PM