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December 10, 2004

Girls Gone Wild

Posted by Bill

It�s hard to explain the phenomenon, but I�m a little horrified to tell you that in his way Cheney is well, a rock star. Yes. He has that quality. Had I not seen it with my own eyes, felt the heat with my own body, I�d not believe it. Because television is not particularly kind to Cheney. He appears rather craven, hulking, cold. Icily authoritative, and laughably pompous. A know-it-all who�s often wrong. But on that stage, in person, with the hot lights blazing and the jumpy, patriotic country-rock music blaring and the beat-beat thumping, he comes across well, the words that spring to mind are debonair dashing weirdly sexy blechhhhhh!!!

Cheney has sex appeal with women. Men stare at him in envy and awe. And not just women you�d expect, like your mom or grandma. Cheney connects with babes. And makes them blush and flush and cry with joy or something. Oh blechhhh! And yet, it�s true. I drove, I arrived, I saw with my own eyes.

Who knew? I suppose that she did ...

(Via Dean)

UPDATE: Crossroads Arabia has a contextual perspective on the author.

Posted by Bill at December 10, 2004 08:54 AM | TrackBack (5)

Comments

Thanks for the link. What a fun article. I have always thought highly of Dick Cheney. I'm glad to hear his career as a sex bomb is rolling along. No wonder he has no ambition for further office - he's got his hands full just being a celebrity.

Posted by: Dave at December 10, 2004 10:29 AM

The article is even funnier when it's compared to the usual material she writes, as I've been reporting on my blog.

Posted by: JFB at December 10, 2004 11:12 AM

Click the link for the REAL reason "Dick" Cheney is such a hit with the women.

Yes, it's THAT photo.

*Whimpers and runs off for more therapy...*

Posted by: ubu at December 10, 2004 02:00 PM

No, I know exactly what she's talking about, and I'm a 19 year old college guy. Dick Cheney really is the greatest, he's this fatherly figure-all wise and powerfull-and there's just something sexy about his voice. I love his voice. I remember the vice presidential debate with him against Joe Lieberman. That was when I first thought to myself, "This guy is my favorite politician ever." He still is.

Posted by: meystingray at December 10, 2004 02:41 PM

contextual perspective is a dead link bill. at least it is at the moment.

chicks dig power.

Posted by: mlah at December 12, 2004 07:46 PM