Sure, Bill, and forget all about the time I pulled your butt out of that river in Cambodia back in '68, when President Nixon denied we were even there.

Sorry Bud, I got history with those two. Namely, one sends me money, the other has blackmail pictures. Shrug.

Why don't have the one with the money send it to the one with the pictures, and make a clean break of it?

Bill, please warn your readers that the Cranky Marble site doesn't really have those "free download Paris Hilton movies" they tout all over their home page. When you click on the link, it installs spyware, and charges your credit card in $100 increments until it reaches your credit limit. And by the time you get your bill, it's too late to put a hold on the charges, since the site is based in Nigeria.

And you'd be well advised to steer clear of Sharp as Neocon. I can't tell you how I know this, but it just might save your life. When you see the NBC Dateline on Dec. 13, you'll thank me. Until then, I beg you to take my word for it.

Gordon! Gordon! Cranky! Cranky! No one does neocon like Gordo.

Hey Bill, is this the one that pays you money, or the one with the blackmail photos?

Bill, I never thought I'd live to see you and Michael Moore agree on how to vote.