"And the top reason why you should vote for INDC over the Kerry Spot ...

Because this spanking is getting painful."

Ah, honesty. That's why I like you, Bill.

(...but I still voted for the Kerry Spot yesterday...what can I say? I liked being told by Middle Cheese not to trust the exit polls...)

(...then again, tracking down handwriting experts and buttonholing Bob Schieffer may deserve a vote--once my 24 hour clock times out, anyway.)

The rest is all true too. I swear.

Need another reason? Here .

You forgot the ever important because Rusty Shackleford endorsed you.

Besides, is Geraghty really a blogger? Seriously. Aren't bloggers supposed to be the pajamahadin, the unpaid masses of part timers, the citizen media????

And don't forget this ringing endorsement:

". . .good work, Bill, putting the spotlight on the awesome investigative power of the blogosphere."

Kerry Spot is a fantastic blog. I just can't officially sanction the victory of a foot-fetishist.

I'm all "red-state" like that.

Those friggin J-O-O's control everything. Thats why I love Mel Gibson.
Nah for real though, Bill, you are far superior to Kerry spot why...
Because w/o you, who would study the ever so dangerous Moonbats. I for one don't like getting that close, and I'm surrounded by them. I have to stay away from our state capital. Maybe you should take a trip over here to study the elusive, rare Hawaiian Moonbat.

Um, Rusty? Seeing as how Geraghty coined the term "pajamahadeen", I think he qualifies as a blogger. Besides, who knows what fancy Italian pajamas he brought back from Rome?

Hey Bill, if you need help in this area, I've heard Frank of IMAO has some experience with this kind of politicing and is pining for a job when he's not begging to replace William Safire.

You have to be willing to do anything to defeat these dirty tricksters!!1 If you don't tell people EVERY day how EVIL your opponents are, you'll NEVER be able to DESTROY your ENEMIES!!1 I will be disappointed if we have another candidate who refuses to fight against these phony bloggers. This is NO TIME to be fair, we must win at ALL COSTS!!!111

Don't sell out to us and give up when we're so close to VICTORY!!!!!!!111....1111

Bill, just "find" some document that links Geraghty to the Frenchy's. There's probably something out there, like a French dual citizen ship certificate (wink, wink).

Big Mac, you are preempting my script, buddy.

I see that Geraghty's shooting back! "Pajamahadeen Vets for Truth", indeed.

Unfortunately, Bill, to keep this going you now have to produce a web of all those other bloggers and show how their ISPs are funded by the same guys who make money hosting the National Review website. After all, desperate times call for the Desperate Times!

Okay, Bill, my 24-hour window expired, and I broke down and gave you my vote, you shameless huckster.

But by my reckoning, I still have 7 more to give. Your campaign isn't over! It's still going until the last vote is cast!

(That's because you're right-of-center. Of course, if you were left-of-center, we would still be going until the last vote is counted. Since there's no paper trail here, we'd be wrangling over the Best of 2004 until we got the results from the Best of 2006. Isn't it nice to be Right?)

I can't link; I'm blog-less! Damn.

Anyways, living vicariously through others' blogs ( ;) ) there's another huge, honkin' reason to vote for INDC over the Kerry Spot:

COMMENTS.

Lots and lots of comments. There's over a dozen comments on this one alone. How many comments on that other site are there?

None?

Zero?

The Big Goose-egg?

Yep, that's right, no comments what-so-EVER. How's the blog-less to survive when there's not comments, hmm?

Vote Bill: He has comments.

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That laugh was worth my vote.

Later,
bbeck

hahahaha My plan is working well. You're campaigning against the wrong blog. I'm going to overtake you both by tomorrow. Monday the latest.