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November 15, 2004

A Manhattan Art Critic's Post

Posted by Bill

The Fall of Protein Wisdom

Jeff Goldstein has become a pretender, a scornful dadaist, a false idol worshipped by a cadre of sycophantic poseurs that elevate chaffy to an altar of Godhood. My tears fill chamber pots for what was and what never was ... but could have been.

He laughs and spits on you all with his "dog whistle post." And you lap up the discharge like fawning curs desperate for sustenance.

Damn you, Goldstein. Damn you. May you be damned like you have so casually damned us. You beautiful bastardly genius.

Fin

Posted by Bill at November 15, 2004 03:09 PM | TrackBack (2)

Comments

Beautiful, beautiful (clap clap clap).

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble at November 15, 2004 03:24 PM

There's a scene in the movie "Rudy" where Rudy says to Coach Parseghian "I've come to realize that as hard as I try, I'll never get above the practice squad . . ."

That's how I feel when I read Goldstein. He makes it look so easy.

Posted by: DWC at November 15, 2004 03:31 PM

He mocks you.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 15, 2004 03:32 PM

He has become the John Cage of the blogosphere.

Posted by: WoodysWoundup at November 15, 2004 03:37 PM

Jeff's always funny, even when I don't get it, which sometimes happens.

Posted by: Doug F at November 15, 2004 03:41 PM

MMMM Goldstein's chaffy dish is my favorite.
Esp. his "Branch of Seven-star Chilli Tingle and Peppery World"

HOT! SPICY!
!!!!!

Posted by: SarahW at November 15, 2004 05:33 PM

Why do you think I'm shamelessly copying him? I'm even pretending to be Jewish now

Posted by: jeff at November 15, 2004 06:23 PM

If less is more, was was Dog Whistle "The Most"?

I think so.

Posted by: leelu at November 15, 2004 06:47 PM

Doug F. I find myself laughing, once I realize I didn't 'get it.'

Posted by: kdoh_2000 at November 15, 2004 08:35 PM

I love his Martha Stewart prison diaries. I was standing in the checkout line at the grocery store tonight and couldn't find a decent Holiday magazine to browse thru. Said to my husband " I'm so depressed this year, I think that it's because Martha's in prison. I mean, really, we are so lucky. We have everything else. Our health, another Four Years. Sigh........everything except Martha.

Posted by: dianapqrst at November 16, 2004 03:06 AM

[Dieter]

Jeff Goldstein, your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Would you care to strike me?

[/Dieter]

Posted by: Sloan at November 16, 2004 10:09 AM

LOL!

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 16, 2004 10:22 AM

I have shot my monkey, Klaus, into space, because art is dead.

Posted by: Noah D at November 16, 2004 10:35 AM