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November 15, 2004
Cleaning House (Zell for SecState)

Posted by Bill

Colin Powell and Spencer Abraham resign:

9:53: Scott McClellan told the press gaggle, according to Fox News, that 4 cabinet announcements will be officially made today. No official word on whether it was all resignations or if some were picks for offices previously vacated.

Powell's resignation was expected, but I wasn't aware that Abraham was planning to step down.

I nominate Zell Miller for SecState; he'd make Donald Rumsfeld look like Jimmy Carter:

"I don't much care what France thinks... they're just a buncha wine drinkin', crossandwich eatin' buncha pansies that make love with their mouth and ain't never seen no bath water ... the only beret worth wearin' is a green beret and they'd all be doin' the Sieg Heil shuffle if it weren't for our brave boys over there in Dubya Dubya Two. And Jock Chir-rack? I'd like to git that greased-up toe-licking mama's boy out behind a woodshed and slap him stem-whinin'. Problem is, he'd run like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin', jes like all them damn frogs."

"Press conference over; my cow died last night so I don't need your bull, and I'm busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor. Now git!"

Your predictions/recommendations for SecState?

UPDATE: Paige and Veneman are gone as well.

Posted by Bill at November 15, 2004 09:54 AM | TrackBack (4)

Comments

After reading that, it's hard to think anybody else would be better!

How about Rudi? He seems to find a good balance between fair and tough, and his convictions are firm.

Glenn Reynolds made a comment in his post about Powell's resignation that there are rumors Powell will replace Cheney in a couple of years. Huh? Anybody hear this?

Posted by: Retread [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 11:39 AM

Danforth would be a logical choice.

Posted by: dave f [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 11:56 AM

I have never been happy describing the current troubles as a "war on terror". I am now convinced it should be called Dubya Dubya Two.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 12:45 PM

I would think that Veneman leaving would not be a surprise. She fought through breast cancer over the last couple of years. I'm sure going through that combined with her duties as Ag Secretary pretty well burned her out.

Posted by: ProphetCat [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 01:57 PM

I like the idea of Paul Bremer for SecState. Most of the more ideologically-minded among us would like to see Rice replace Cheney; I don't know how viable of a candidate she would make, though. I don't see Cheney finishing the term - but I think that Bush likes to play things relatively safe (choice of Gonzales for AG). I anticipate that Tom Ridge may very well get tapped for VP.

Posted by: Sciszor [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 02:17 PM

I have no problem with Rice as NSA, but for some reason I recoil at the idea of Rice as SEcy of State.

Danforth as Secy of State; send Jeanne Kilpatrick back to the shark infested waters of the UN.

I wouldn't object to Rudy as Secy of State, but he has been undiplomatic in the past, sending checks back and all that. How rude of him.

Posted by: MD [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 02:38 PM

Condi For SOS. Zell would be nice but unrealistic.

Posted by: Dirty_Harry [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 03:02 PM

An Condi endorsemnt. http://mytwocommoncents.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Dirty_Harry [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 03:03 PM

"I don't much care what France thinks... they're just a buncha wine drinkin', crossandwich eatin' buncha pansies that make love with their mouth and ain't never seen no bath water ... [etc]"

Dawggone! I didn't know it was possible to channel Zell Miller. How'd you do it? Did it involves white lightning?. It kind of sounds like it must.

Posted by: Carrick L. Talmadge [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 03:16 PM

Arnold is the clear choice for Secretary of State:

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Listen Zhacques, you little fairy: I'm sick and tired of your jerking us ah-round. Maybe you tink you can play games wit us, yah? In dat case, all I want to say is: 'Let de games begin.'

Let me tell you somezhing my friend. We could very easily with our littlest finger flick you and de rest of your flabby, simpering, cheese-eating surrender monkeys halfway across da world until you landed in a pile of your own baby-poop.

Hear me now and believe me later: I'll be back...
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In addition to sending a clear statement that our "muscular" foreign policy to terminate terrorism will be redoubled, the French are genetically pre-disposed to throw up their hands and give up the instant they hear a German accent...

Posted by: LagunaDave [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 03:42 PM

Holy crap, I think LagunaDave's comment is the funnients thing I've read in days. Diet Coke all over the frickin' place.

I definately second that motion for Ahnold. He wouldn't take the job (too busy with California), but just the thought is awesome.

Posted by: Cardozo Bozo [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 04:23 PM

...not German, of course, but Austrian is probably close enough to scare the heebie-jeebies into the French.

Posted by: leelu [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 15, 2004 06:51 PM

It's Dr. Rice. I'm really looking forward to her first visit to an Islamic country.

Posted by: Mikey [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 16, 2004 07:50 AM