Bill: Allow me to be the first left-leaning member of this forum to kiss your butt by telling you that I think you are great. Ouch, I need some Chapstick!

I would like to point out that Kerry and Edwards were elected to be senators, not presidential candidates. If they are not able to perform both duties at the same time, they should give up one of them, akin to what Bob Dole did in 1996. It is a perfectly sound argument to expect them to be AT THEIR JOBS, don't you think?

At the 20 yard line doesn't it become half the distance to Xeno's paradox?

Who's Nelson Muntz?

Dear Bill,

No, I don't. And if he calls, I'm changing my number.

Funny how the penalty went all the way. Remind me to tell you about the time he ran 92 yards for a touchdown at the wrong goal line. Sheesh.

Sincerely,

Tommy's Dad

(It is a perfectly sound argument to expect them to be AT THEIR JOBS, don't you think?)

I agree, but none of those losers do any real work anyway! What are their real jobs anyway? Other than wasting our time and voting once in a while. Edwards held off on deciding whether he would run for re-election to Senate for quite some time, so this is really not surprising to me.

Bill, your comments guidelines are very sensible. Now the "Libya" commenters will be sure to turn from their evil ways.

CroolWurld,

You're thinking football, this is Politics - America's other full contact sport. Heck, the only thing I question is Bill's failure to call him on "Bringin' that lame shit into MY house". I mean that penalty costs 20 yards plus it results in an automatic loss of respect.

The call is not reviewable, I take it?

In this case, no.

Who's Nelson Muntz?

Simpsons reference. There's a helpful sound bite in the linked "rules" post.

Dear Bill:

Are there anti-loitering rules as well? Munuviana has been down most of the day and I can't get into the Butcher's Shop. But I feel I MUST express myself....SOMEWHERE!

Mind if I just do a little Gratuitous Domestic Posting (TM) or sumpfin' on your site til mine's back up and working?

Get a job.

Wow, you have jsut proved how fascist you are Bill. Fuck off nazi. Go collect your Halliburton Repug$ check you Nazi goosestepping fuck.

I say let the Llama Butcher post. Also, would it be correct to say that this makes you much more Groundskeeper Willy than Principal Skinner?

My mother told me to clean my room....

She's such a FASCIST.

Ok those are pretty funny....

Funny Stuff....

Not as funny as Senator Gone & Senator Truant, but still funny...

Regards,
Sonar5

hehehe... "bringin dat shit..."

Hey, at least the little guy used his email address.

Now, Bill, what's your ruling on TommyFan up there? We have a Halliburton, a Repug, three Nazis goosestepping (goosestepping counts as a Nazi reference), two fucks a-fucking, and a fascist in a pear tree.

Is he So Banned, or is all that so over the top that it's meant to be humor?

Weird. Already an hour and no trolls showing up to say, "You just ban anyone who disagrees with you!" Has the internet been down this afternoon?

"Who's next?"

Have I mentioned how deliciously strict - yet fair - you are?

I for one enjoyed having Tommy "Strawman" Pain around. His arguments were so obviously disingenous and easy to shoot down, e.g.:

Tommy Pain:
>>>>"Bin Laden Determined to Attack Within the United States"

You must already know this was a memo based historical information from the Clinton admin (not to mention that it merely restated the obvious: hello? 1993 WTC bombing? Embassies? Yeah, Osama might want to attack us) so at best you're being disingenuous.

>>>while not caring that the president couldn't call off a vacation to maybe do something about terrorists out to attack the US.

Bush DID do something about it that Clinton never had: ask his advisers to come up with a plan to "destroy" Al Qaeda.

Er, I meant "TommyFan". That is, if he's not just a hack toying with you, which he might be, in which case I think we should keep him...

Now, Bill, what's your ruling on TommyFan up there?

Man, you guys need to adjust your irony meter - I honestly can't tell if "Tommyfan" is just someone making a joke or not (it's exactly the type of thing that I would do). Either way, he's funny, so he stays.

Mmmm...."deliciously strict"...mmmmmm.....

Yah, but not as funny as '...and a fascist in a pear tree.'

Not that was funny...

Great. All the funniness over at my place is being usurped by your commenters. There are only so many jokes to go around, and you're letting your commenters take all the good ones.

Socialize comedy now! Socialize comedy now! Socialize comedy now!

Bill: in addition to the penalty calls, you dropkicked poor Tommy Pain through the goalposts of life.

These rules scare me and i ain't skeered o' nuthin' cept maybe momma

Is it just me or does anyone else get gooseflesh when Willow types things like, "deliciously strict". I swear, reading that an image just popped into my mind - a pretty longhaired brunette in a Catholic school girl outfit about to... Uh, sorry about that. Nevermind

LOL @ fascist in a pear tree.

Good stuff.

Willow... willow willow willow... you still make the purtiest fraulein I've ever seen, even if you didn't win the IMAO tshirt babe contest. ;)

Robert -

Is it just me or does anyone else get gooseflesh when Willow types things like, "deliciously strict".

It's even better if you've seen a picture of Willow.

Rowr.

Willow, weep for me.

Does 'deliciously strict' involve riding crops? Just curious... that and Robert's imagery have made me... excuse me, I have to leave now.

Go ahead and leave - you'll just be back five minutes later ...

I'm pretty sure TommyFan and his brother/dad and sister/wife have been posting at my blog. I had to delete the "c" word twice.

No wonder I don't have comments on my blog. My blog is about MY favorite stories and MY opinions! (In my best Daffy Duck voice: "MINE! MINE! MINE!")

Sharp as a Marble:
Didn't you hear? Kedwards has a PLAN, and it is seared, seared I tell you, into the heart of their campaign: Within the first 6 months of their administration the will begin to socialize everything. They admit they can't do it all in 4 years, but their PLAN is for five years (it's called "the 5 year PLAN"). This puts them in the strong position to immediately take off from work to start on their reelection campaign and take vacations. Passing any kind of legislation can wait until they are out of office and Hillary takes over. I got all that from some just released documents that Joe Lockhart fax me from Kinkos down the road from DNC headquarters. You know the one I mean, it is next door to CBS Studios.

Bill was right. Seared into my memory...

Finally I have something nice to say about Kerry/Edwards: they didn't vote. Whoo hoo! Nothing good comes of congressional votes. Put me down for 12 more years of neglect.

Bill, you are terrific. I'm getting tired of political books, and I'd like you to write one. I even have the title.

"The Art of the Bitchslap"

If you do write it, I think I should get an autographed first edition, no?

Can you teach that stuff? I am so jealous.

Bill

Your calling of the different penalties is priceless. It's the best laugh I've had in weeks - seriously.

two things: you are a nutjob, and I miss Gore. I do. okay, it's a rainy night in October with several weeks more of Kedwards' whinyness, sure to be filled with all that is wrong and joyless in politics. and there's no hope for a lock box. not a chance. no possibility of 4-hour weekly state-of-the-nation lectures, and you put tommy pain-in-the-butt on your front page. a little tommy would probably be pretty funny, but criminy. looks like he's planning a New Soldier-type of effort, and the blogs are his notepads. maybe I could laugh about it if it weren't raining. and after midnight on a work night.

If gooseflesh is what happens when I type "deliciously strict" then what do you think happens when you type "turgid little nubbin", Bill?

Ack! Double ack! Not. Fair. I liked that food I just ate and would have liked to keep it down, you know.

So, he got the boot? Allow me to be the first to say...

Hah Henh (sorry, I know, 40 Yards... I'll get moving now).

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