I got -3200. I must be a little more French than you.

Y'all not only are pikers, but probably closet liberals. I minned the sucker out at -3900.

I got -3700; guess I'll have to try harder next time.

J'aime l'essai, mais si on emploie la langue internationale de la diplomatie l'essai est extrêmement des shorts!

Drudge show know about this

I score perfect while taking the The global test
PS I cheated I had a my note card handy

We're sorry, but your score of 6800 is not sufficiently high to justify your imperialistic foreign adventure.

That's plus 6800, American pig-dogs. What is this world coming too when the altruistic seizure of oil wells and oppression of your own people while speaking and looking French and destroying the Zionist Entity is not enough to get UN approval??

There is, I believe, only one way to get approval of the international community. Be French and beat the snot out of former colonies.

"We're sorry, but your score of 7500 is not sufficiently high to justify your imperialistic foreign adventure."

And that's after taking every favorable option except for the "suppress former colonies" on the first page. Looks like a realistic "global test" to me...

yeah its funny no amount of points lets you win, EXCEPT the suppress former colonies. Then its tells you your obviously frnech and it ok ;)

I got -6700. I think I'd actually have to be W. to do better.

Gee, I scored 10,000 and didn't have to go beyond the first page. I simply put that I was going to suppress a rebellion in a former colony and the system congratulated me for being French and reminded me that I can do no wrong. Parlez vouzzee anyone??

I'll assume that the Post has correctly identified Kerry's jacket-pulled prop is indeed a pen. Why didn't Kerry have the pen placed on the podium beforehand, in accordance with the rules?

A perfectly ordinary pen is enough to make me mad at his disregard for the rules he agreed to follow, and expected his opponent to follow.

One of the *reasons* for the pen-rule is that pens and pencils can be modified into devices that make it possible to give a candidate unfair assistance.

He shouldn't get away with breaking the rule. Unless it was a secret-service security device or cleared with both candidates and the debate committee, he should be assumed to have cheated if he breaks the rules.

He should not get the benefit of the doubt, if this device wasn't cleared beforehand.

It's completely irrelevent to me whether it changed the outcome of the event.

Is there a prize for lowest score?

I'd rather look like a monkey than be French.

We're sorry, but your score of -6900 is not sufficiently high to justify your imperialistic foreign adventure. You will be billed for this test, and you may take it again, by pressing the "Repeat Test" button below.

If you choose not to repeat the test, you may report to UN headquarters and attempt the standard diplomatic approach. We apologize for the inconvenience, but with luck, you may get approval within a decade or so.

How the hell did you manage to get a score above -5000?

Cripes and I admitted the Zionists wouldn't benefit and that I looked French!

I guess I was using the bizarro world mindset (hereafter known as global testing), and tried to answer all questions as a paranoid conspiracist (read: liberal) might.

Hence, my score.

Perhaps I could call myself Marti and pretend to be French, but I am pretty hairy, so maybe I have some moneky in me.

My score -6700 points

Great post, almost made me cry!

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