Auteur! Auteur! Oops. Pardon my french.

Keep up the good satrical comments. I love them!!

Semper Fi!

Do NOT change a thing! Yeah, like you needed that bit of advice!

Moonbattery is what attracted me to your site. That you have done such great other stuff only confirms that I was right to bookmark you and check in daily! And now I'm off to (finally) donate...

Don't change a thing!

They'll come to appreciate you just the way you are.

Cognitive Dissonance - A sign that you are truly ahead of your time. Please keep it up.

They'll come to appreciate you just the way you are.

If only I could really believe that. (sobs quietly)

It does cause me to scratch my head when I think about how blogs and serious news interact ... and the problems that it can cause.

Seriously now......you're a h00t! :)

Someone calling himself "gob" thinks your tone is unserious? He must have missed the reminder about not owing him anything.

gob's e-mail address was jashcroft@doj.gov ... hmmmmmm ...

You forgot to mention one thing: The author IS NOT PAID to write material.

hey -- only 10 theses?!? Luther wasn't being paid either and he knocked off 99. plus, I'd actually read yours.

seriously, your site is just what I was looking for since I waved goodbye to the moonbats of SF a year ago. it's like the beach without the sand, the moonbats without the... snarled traffic and the high cost of falafels. the CBS without the BS.

Don't henceforth label 'sarcasm, and confusing parody or satire' as parody or satire. If the idiots can't figure it out, let them suffer with their anxiety attacks. As the political operatives love to say when someone squeals after being skewered, "F**k 'em if they can't take a joke!"

I for one would miss your moonbat reports. However, I'm not rich enough to pay you do keep doing them, and if anyone rich enough is willing to pay you not to do them I will, again, miss your moonbat reports.

That said, you haven't bothered to classify your posts in the past and I've been able to figure out what is what. I suggest you continue on as you have and thereby keep only your more highly intelligent readers. ;^)

C'mon now, Bill, with all the money we pay you to write this stuff, the least you could do is be responsive. You know, if it weren't for your readers, you...well, wouldn't have any readers.

I think you should change your site every time someone asks for it. You need to feel what we feel. You need to be responsive to circumstances. As your hero Big John said, certitude does you no good if you're wrong. And you need to continually doubt yourself, just as you should continually doubt your country. Because, you know, we're really bad people and we need to gain acceptance from our neighbors around the world.

So that even extends to the individual, and you should be constantly reevaluating yourself based on feedback from your readers. And if they think you're off the mark, well then, you're off the mark.

So take it to heart. Self-doubt is good. It helps make you more like the world wants to see you. You can become a better person that way.

And you should learn French.

Democrats for Bush...
"F**k 'em if they can't take a joke!"

Alternately, as my grandmother used to say...
"Joke 'em if they can't take a f**k!"

Ouch, that hurt. And made me feel slimy.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

Your site is a prime example of the blogosphere's reversal of the old adage that you get what you pay for. I happen to like the forearm shivers you occasionally deliver to the deserving. As Buffett (Jimmy, not Warren) might say, "if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane."

Dem for Bush: Right on! I completely agree.

Johnnies-come-lately who complain about Bill's sarcasm, parody, etc.: Please help yourselves to a giant helping of piping hot STFU. And be warned: If your whining causes Bill to alter his style to satisfy your humorless sense of propriety, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish using a dull spoon. Be glad that he rejected your criticism of his own accord this time around, or the guttings would already have begun.

Being one of the RatherGate newbies here, I was a little surprised but very amused by Pinkman. But I think it's unfair to say documenting the sad plight of the victims of Moonbat Fever is any less important than covering other diseases such as AIDS or the Hanta Virus.

Remember, with your help we CAN eliminate Moonbat Fever in our lifetimes!

Please help yourselves to a giant helping of piping hot STFU. And be warned: If your whining causes Bill to alter his style to satisfy your humorless sense of propriety, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish using a dull spoon.

Uh ... hey .. uh, thanks ... Matt ... do we need to talk?

Remember, with your help we CAN eliminate Moonbat Fever in our lifetimes!

This is a common misperception, TallDave - Moonbattery is eternal, like nature's cycle of life and death.

And you should learn French.

Je devrais apprendre le français?

Very good, but let's see you do it in Arabic !

أنا وجب أن أراها؛ وجب فهم؛ تعلم؛ درس؛ عمل بحمية؛ إكتشف؛ حفظ عن ظهر قلب اللغة العربية؛ العربية

Now do it in English cockney!

Dance monkey, dance!

I use you now as one more conformation prior to posting my column-You are raising the bar-David

"6. Sometimes this site will feature bad words; the author will relish every instance."

Do you offer hot dogs with that relish?

Ya know, if I'd known it was going to come to this, I never would've invented the internet ....

Old Beauwolf English?

- Bill mayhaps yee should take it as a sign the the peoples are starting to inherently think of the top blogsites as "strictly serious journalistic sources" in place of the MSM to a greater degree than any of us may realize...

- Be that as it may, hanging on to the humor side of things is the worthiest of causes since decades of time has already been filled efficiently with stoggy, pernicious, arrogant News casting by CBS and its ilk....

It seems you don't need this advice, but your expertise on moonbatology was the reason I originally found this site, and it would be a great loss to the blogosphere if you ever stopped!

I think October should be officially declared Moonbat Fever Awareness Month. It also coincides nicely with Halloween, which from Bill's research we can see is fitting.

Help these poor delusional souls today. With your donation, we will send the afflicted various texts by Ann Coulter, Hugh Hewitt, and Bill O'Reilly which may serve to ease their symptoms or possibly (in rare cases) even cure them.

No, Bill, no problem! I just wanted to be sure I got my point across.

I think items 3 and 9 are irrelevent. When I first stumbled upon your blog, I named the bookmark "Moonbat U."
Now it's just "BillyDC."

Oh yea. All your moonbat belong to us.

Just to provide a little aid to Bill on this Sunday morning:
" And you should learn French" in Cockney English "F*ck Off" and in Beowulf Old English "F*ckke Offe".
Glad I could help.
The idea that you would label parody or satire as such is terrible, even febrile. Imagine the disclaimers and labelling that would have to be all over the JFK campaign.

What, you mean he's serious?

Bill, I did not know you were a photographer as well (f'in GORGEOUS picture, BTW).

And I wouldn't really go so far to disclaim the parodies. When you get people who think you're being serious, THAT's when the entertainment starts.

I ran a site many, many, years ago called Mars Conspiracy which I put up the day we first landed on mars with the Sojourner. It was a riot with lots of photoshopped pictures. There were so many people who thought we thought we were serious that it became better to read the emails than to add to the site!

Yeah, Bill, I can see the dilemna it may pose. However, as you emphasized in your post, you are not paid to author this blog. You are not required to be a 'serious' journalist.

Actually, you perform a need much more urgent than seriousness, you provide objectivity (I don't care what they say).You provide 'serious' fact-checking, in what amounts to damned near real-time, and you provide humor, when appropriate.

The dilemna posed with bloggers and serious news does not start nor end with those such as yourself, but with those less responsible for the content of their blogs. And, just as with the 'MSM', it is necessary for an intelligent reader to distinguish between fact and fiction, reporting and parody.

As for those readers who lack either the intelligence or the discerning eye to appreciate the difference between the Wonkettes and the Bills of the 'sphere...forget them. You will never reach them anyway...and the rest of us do "appreciate you, just the way you are".

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