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« You Beautiful, Hard-Drinking Bastard, You! September 29, 2004
Switching it Up
(The Protein Wisdom Derivative Post) Posted by Bill By way of apology for the self-gratifying, jargon-crippled exposition posted below, I'd like to offer up the following: If John Kerry were an inaminate object, he'd be a generic copy of a Swiss Army knife with a dull blade and broken scissors. Or an overcooked Ramen noodle. Discuss. UPDATE: Commenter Bullwinkle points us to a clarifying link. Posted by Bill at September 29, 2004 12:10 PM | TrackBack (4) CommentsGoldstein wrote this post for you, didn't he? Posted by: Allah at September 29, 2004 12:18 PM Nope. I stole his mojo and claimed it as my own (see update). Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at September 29, 2004 12:20 PM More like a French army knife, the variant that only has a corkscrew and a miniature white flag. Posted by: bullwinkle at September 29, 2004 12:35 PM http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-frencharmyknife.htm Oops I was laughing so hard I forgot to post the link. Posted by: bullwinkle at September 29, 2004 12:36 PM IF John Kerry were an inanimate object? Posted by: Tony Brusletten at September 29, 2004 01:58 PM Wouldn't that be the Brahmin Noodle? Posted by: Bruce at September 29, 2004 08:30 PM |