INDCJournal: Switching it Up <br><br>(The Protein Wisdom Derivative Post)

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September 29, 2004

Switching it Up

(The Protein Wisdom Derivative Post)

Posted by Bill

By way of apology for the self-gratifying, jargon-crippled exposition posted below, I'd like to offer up the following:

If John Kerry were an inaminate object, he'd be a generic copy of a Swiss Army knife with a dull blade and broken scissors. Or an overcooked Ramen noodle.

Discuss.

UPDATE: Commenter Bullwinkle points us to a clarifying link.

Posted by Bill at September 29, 2004 12:10 PM | TrackBack (4)

Comments

Goldstein wrote this post for you, didn't he?

Posted by: Allah at September 29, 2004 12:18 PM

Nope. I stole his mojo and claimed it as my own (see update).

Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at September 29, 2004 12:20 PM

More like a French army knife, the variant that only has a corkscrew and a miniature white flag.

Posted by: bullwinkle at September 29, 2004 12:35 PM

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-frencharmyknife.htm

Oops I was laughing so hard I forgot to post the link.

Posted by: bullwinkle at September 29, 2004 12:36 PM

IF John Kerry were an inanimate object?

Posted by: Tony Brusletten at September 29, 2004 01:58 PM

Wouldn't that be the Brahmin Noodle?

Posted by: Bruce at September 29, 2004 08:30 PM