Damn. I'm at work but that Bush photo is screaming "Photoshop Me!!!"

Ummm, can we now say that George has a Cluebat?

happy, sure. surprised? nahhh... you knew this story would have to get some traction sooner or later... I'm just bummed that I read about the java wars and can't comment there! [which clearly won't stop me... indulge! allow me to be castigated too!] after all, you headed it up with the F-bomb, and got me to read it and laugh anyway.

my story? I thought I was an irrational snob for refusing to mispronounce, as instructed by said jocky, "venti," opting for the traditional "small," "medium" or "large" that any six-year-old could understand. after that, if provoked, I point and grunt. misery loves company, so here I are. and that dude either has no sense of humor [very weak mea culpa] or he works at SBUX. or both.